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[belligerentwarrior]

Olive Freya Yun shared a photo. 11/02/17 near Tribunal Terrace

this is the third call i've been on this year revolving around a toaster. here's a psa, and especially to you college kids: use your toaster as intended. it's not there for grilled cheese, not there to light cigarettes, and don't lay them on their sides, kay?

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[belligerentwarrior]

you get creative, that's how. make plain, boring toast and you won't have a problem unless the damn thing's faulty.

[heiroglyphs]

That's what a frying pan is for, though. I don't even cook and I know that.

God people are dumb.