[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[elevelvetor]

a wonderful happenstance
unless, of course...
you don't wish for people to forget you're dressed as fruit.

[covenantal]

Well, Souji was the one planning something.

I just couldn't let him win at having the best sexy fruit costume.

[maskreant]

i was going to win, anyway?

now you’re indebted to satan.

[twostringsonebow]

[I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THIS BEFORE




BUT IT'S TRUE AND IT'S NOT GETTING A RESPONSE FUCK YOU KURUSU POT MEET KETTLE]

WHO'S LEAVING WHO FIRST

[alitaba]

Of Course ( * •̀ ᗜ •́ * )ᕗ

[wantnotneed]

It's a problem?
Cats can be cute and that costume would rank really high on it being cute though!
Don't tell me... he's possibly dense?!
No way!

[covenantal]

Consider that if you don't answer I'll just have to keep guessing.

[youraffection]

wow who said anything about a life debt

[youraffection]

isnt he your bf

[twostringsonebow]

So you deny it?

[maskreant]

and?

[maskreant]

moe appeal.

[youraffection]

uh yea???
by owe i meant saying like
thx
4 stopping this mess

[twostringsonebow]

Oh, he does certainly have that in spades.

[youraffection]

y r u dating him if u think hes satan

[ Then again apparently Yosuke is dating a banana so who the fuck knows anymore. ]

[youraffection]

omfg
ok
cherries

[twostringsonebow]

What a sudden change in attitude... Of course not. But I'm going to do a small experiment and see what happens, if that's quite alright.
And no, you can't know what it is.
You'll learn it as you go. More genuine results this way.

[covenantal]

[ I never said "he," he thinks, but then again, this is probably still safe enough. There's no mention of Yosuke here. The only people to guess who he means will be the people who already know, more likely than not. ]

I believe it's more of a dog preference, on their part.

Maybe I should have gone for sexy dog?

[twostringsonebow]

Certainly. It's my duty as an upholder of the law to lead those who would be lead astray by folks more unsavory at heart.
Such as Akira.
Be fooled not by his wit and charm, Yu. He is formidable, but weak at the sides.

[covenantal]

What? No I don't.



[ yes he does. ]

[covenantal]

[ A sexy banana. Get it right. ]

[covenantal]

Do I get to help?

[gunsandveggies]

[She's just gonna

put down a link

no other words]

[twostringsonebow]

And you're implying that this isn't an attempt on your life whatsoever?
I was certain that between him and Akira's nonsense, you were on the edge of a heart attack.
I'll take the one time favor, though, it only means I need to think wisely about what to expend it on.

[twostringsonebow]

Actually, yes. I'll send you the details in a moment. You can also tell me if it's too mean.