[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[tarotcards]

This is where you already fail.

You're not willing to commission a truly great sexy banana costume.

[covenantal]

How does one define a "truly great" sexy banana costume?

[robitussin]

okay so we've never spoken before but like

a formal request: please do not do this

[covenantal]

I'm sorry, but I have to. I can't let Souji win.

[promisedyou]

Aren't you a little late for costumes?

[covenantal]

If this was for Halloween, sure.

[compendiem]

Two.

[covenantal]

Finally, a serious answer. Thanks.

[parodeity]

obviously you should splice them together

[covenantal]

... top of the dress with the bottom of the banana, or top of the banana with the bottom of the dress?

[complementing]

you and Souji-kun are going to match even with couples things?

true brotherhood right there

[covenantal]

No no, not match.

I'm trying to win.

Private

[redarm]

okay i understood the strawberry but
why the fuck are you doing this to yosuke

[WHAT DID YOSUKE DO TO DESERVE THIS]

LMFAO POOR NOAH

[covenantal]

Yosuke will understand. It's just, I couldn't simply let Souji win.

[adoringpast]

im not opening these either

[ HE HAS HAD ENOUGH ]

[covenantal]

But Sena-san. (⊙︿⊙✿)

[kagepuro]

omg you two..............

[covenantal]

Ayano-chan.

Who has the better costume(s)?

[twostringsonebow]

[.... no, there's two posts, okay.]

Two. Though, as I said to your brother, it would be quite illegal for you to wear such garments.

[covenantal]

Is there a law against being a sexy banana?

[concasse]

so this is the quality posting i can expect on this site huh?

[covenantal]

Pretty much. At least, from me and Souji, anyway.

[commandertoolbelt]

you could at least try to find a sexy turkey costume for the season

i need to go ritualistically burn my laptop, excuse me

[covenantal]

...

[elevelvetor]

[ ...she feels like she's seeing doub oh wait this is yu. she. sort of feels bad about responding to his and not souji's but surely no one will notice!!

and, more to the point, she has a good third option for yu. she didn't really have one for souji. ]

another option.
specifically, this.
it's far classier.

[covenantal]

That is really classy. You have excellent taste, as always. ヽ(　･∀･)ﾉ

[heiroglyphs]

So one question.
Why do you want to have sex with a banana?

[covenantal]

That's a leap in logic.

[wantnotneed]

1 sucks if you're trying to sit down somewhere since you might knock over the table.
2 is hideous if they don't have the right size for you!
Why not just go with this?

IT'S LIKE SHE KNOWS HIM ALREADY

[covenantal]

... bananya.

It's so cute. o(≧∇≦o)

[originallutece]

Is there an actual reason you two are doing this, or are you merely tormenting us all with contemplating sexy fruit?

[covenantal]

Souji had a reason. I just wanted to have a better costume than he did.

[maskreant]

it'd be better if you were just nude.

[covenantal]

You shouldn't say such things in public...

... my love.

[unenvied]

Why on earth do these exist!?

jan do you still love me

[covenantal]

You know, that's a pretty good question.

People are weird?

[alitaba]

why??????

[covenantal]

... (⊙︿⊙✿)

It's important.

[vitis]

of the two, then option one. that's pretty clear here
but why a banana, other than the obvious

[covenantal]

It seemed like a natural evolution in the sexy fruit costume idea.

Yours is actually the first vote for costume one.

[sunnyspot]

Not to be rude, but for your own sake, please look for another option. Seriously. I'm begging you.

[covenantal]

I haven't seen too many other sexy banana costumes. Mostly variations on the second one.

[hauhra]

The next time you want us to click a link like that, try not telling us what the content is first.

[ Go on. Pull a Rickroll. Deceive the unsuspecting users of Retrospec. ]

Go with another option altogether.

[covenantal]

But then people wouldn't know what sexy fruit to expect.

And it has to be sexy fruit.

[youraffection]

i cant believe
but i know i should
i just dont want 2

[covenantal]

You'd prefer option one? Huh.

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[truedetective]

What on earth are you doing.

[covenantal]

[ his best. ]

Winning.

[livens]

are these supposed to be sexy????? ∑（｡･Д･｡）???

[covenantal]

(⊙︿⊙✿) You don't think so, huh?