[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[covenantal]

... I'd die. (*´Д｀)=з It has been fun, though. Everyone's reactions are great.

Though, that said, I'd probably still do it if Souji asked.

[youraffection]

what
i
wtf

[ Goro is wrong about absolutely none of that and Yosuke is so upset. ]

I DIDNT AGREE 2 THIS

[wantnotneed]

[ Good thing Yu has nothing to worry about, because Manon just assumes every guy she happens to meet just... dates other guys. It's basically Nobody Is Straight: the assumption. Yu doesn't seem put off by it either, so at the very least she's spared a violent denial.

... At this point, it's rather just sad (lol) ]

I feel like going as a dog would need some more things to go along with that, like BDSM.
Ordering that person to do everything sounds kinda hot.
But to add to the effect, it needs to be a really sexy dog costume.

[twostringsonebow]

And I quote:
"i owe him and i cant believe im saying that"
You most certainly did.

[twostringsonebow]

[he's into that obviously




but goro is also curious to see akira's answer]

[youraffection]

THATS NOT WHAT THAT MEANT

[twostringsonebow]

It's quite alright, Hanamura, despite Akira's opinion of me I am quite merciful.
I'll let you know what I decide on when I decide it.

[covenantal]

ヾ(＾∇＾) I'm ready.

[covenantal]

I can't let my brother win, of course.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU WERE LEAVING FOREVER???

[covenantal]

Both...

How do I combine both? That's kind of a tough one.

[covenantal]

... really? Why?

[covenantal]

... is there such a thing as a well-made sexy banana costume?

[covenantal]

Does that mean the second one works?

MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD I HATE THIS

[covenantal]

(⊙︿⊙✿) Haru-san, no.

[youraffection]

isnt that like the default sexy fruit?
theyre red and sweet and ppl always put them on desserts
idk
and the tongue trick?
its not sup hard if u practice

[notyourutopian]

I guess
You only have the two options so.

[livens]

maybe if you went more themed than exact!
like
thissorta.png
only those don't super match but you get the idea?

[covenantal]

You're free to suggest a third, if you like.

[covenantal]

Symbolism through clothing... that's pretty clever.

[covenantal]

... are you saying you can do the stem tying trick with your tongue?

[ because




that would explain a lot. ]

you love it

[gunsandveggies]

[burningblossoms]

And I thought you were the sane one.

[youraffection]

yea
like i said
practice?? haha

[ Look he wanted to try and learn a party trick to make people go WOW HE'S SO COOL WHAT A SUPER SEXY THING TO DO.

AKA he read a wiki and bought so many cherries his mom got concerned but, you know. Now he can. ]

[maskreant]

no one is completely good, Yosuke. i’m sure you understand that when you like someone, you learn to accept their faults and along with your own... then when you decide to ever work on them, you know you won’t be alone and they’ll walk beside you every step of the way.

if you only ever like one side of someone, is that really seeing them as a person at all?

[maskreant]

p.s. he’s no match for me, the greater evil.