[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[covenantal]

[ honestly, she's not wrong. everyone's gay here.

also what the hell that is way to kinky for his ultra virginal blood, help ]

... suddenly I'm not so sure about this idea...

[maskreant]

don’t try to fight it. i’ve seen it plenty enough.

[covenantal]

[ ah.






sorry he's not replying because he's busy mcfucking dying thinking about the implications here ]

[youraffection]

u almost gave a real answer...

[ At first he was confused by Akira and Goro, but slowly things make sense... ]

[covenantal]

+1

[notyourutopian]

I am not googling sexy banana costumes.
My suggested sites list is already a disaster.

[covenantal]

...

I don't have to sit here and take this.

[ he knows the truth when he sees it and he HATES it ]

[covenantal]

[ what the hell this is really sweet and while yu won't reply to this he does end up smiling at his phone



and thinking that he's glad these people are his friends. ]

[covenantal]

How could I let such a noble sacrifice pass in silence? Your name will be written in the stars.

[covenantal]

Just trying to get the better costume than Souji, honestly.

[covenantal]

A mashup? ... that's just making me think of apple sauce, which is probably not what you mean.

[maskreant]

[ He kind of feels guilty? Stop... ]

hey. you’ve seen something similar from me.

you’re not alone? i guess.

[covenantal]

I'll let you know when the network is safe for viewing again. I'll suffer so you don't have to.

[maskreant]

i don’t see how that negates my previous comment.

[twostringsonebow]

[what the hell akira that's so genuinely sweet he's gonna die]

[livens]

well of course! we actually have to pick costumes for gymnastics sometimes
well leotards and stuff
but the idea is that you don't have to be quite that elaborate you know (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧

[twostringsonebow]

Ah, there it is.

[Kind of expected that.]

[redarm]

dont fucking try to make yourself sound noble!!
youre the cause of all this!

[covenantal]

It's so hard to resist his temptations... I'll need you if I'm to be strong.

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[twostringsonebow]

[... also.


just so you know.]

[maskreant]

thank you for being a witness of my power and authority.

Goro Akechi liked this

[twostringsonebow]

[thats his girl]

[maskreant]

i’m just an innocent cat.

meow.

[parodeity]

no no no
like
a sexy cornucopia costume

[maskreant]

[ YOURE EMBARRASSING HIM. STOP. ]