[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[covenantal]

I suppose I could put extra emphasis on the fruit factor... somehow.

[twostringsonebow]

[DON'T SAY THINGS IF YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND INNOCENTLY LIKING THEM?????]

[covenantal]

[ aKIRA IT'S FINE

but, still. aw. ]

True. At least we're in this together.

Though, will Akechi ever let you live down a public admission of being moe?

[maskreant]

[ He has bullied you for too long, Yu. ]

yeah, i got your back.

it’s not like he’s ever seen it. it might as well be a myth.

[covenantal]

[ this is adorable. ]

[covenantal]

I don't remember testifying to either of those things. Just your inherent evil.

[twostringsonebow]

Innocent's reaching, considering your taunts in Yu's direction...

[twostringsonebow]

[never point this out.

he will blacklist you.]

[covenantal]

... that's fair. My search history is pretty strange at this point...

[covenantal]

I am. Usually.

[maskreant]

what

[twostringsonebow]

Oh, you too?
It's a pretty fun trick, isn't it? I tend to do it idly these days though.

i love YOU :*

[covenantal]

（（●´∧｀●））

[youraffection]

it was thoughtful and ur right
u gotta accept people 4 who they r
and faults make us human

[ Almost like a theme in his game life. ]

and then it turned into a match made in hell

[covenantal]

[ "YOU TOO"






he needs to put his phone down for a while. ]

IS HE COOL YET

[youraffection]

what

[youraffection]

what??
gdammit
ofc u can

[twostringsonebow]

... What do you mean, of course I can.
Should I feel insulted?

[youraffection]

no
its just like ur always 1 upping me
like who is gonna care i can do it if u can

[covenantal]

[ HE









CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS IN PUBLIC. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[... He is getting the distinct feeling of his childhood again, one upping others and gaining their ire. Breathe. It's... not like then.]

Oh.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize you felt that way.
And I'm sure whoever decides kissing you is a good use of their time cares that you can do that over me, honestly. I don't even know if it makes any difference anyway...
I just find it fun to do.

YEAH

[maskreant]

you’re really skilled.

i’m impressed.

[ MOSTLY CONFUSED AF. ]

[youraffection]

[ This is what Yosuke is great at, casually making remarks that can actually be hurtful. WELCOME, GORO. ]

idk but its like supposed 2 b cool right?
something not everyone can do!
but considering theres a wiki on how to its prob a lot more common
ah well
its not like ive actually gotten 2 use it at a party or something

[ Just on Yu. ]

[youraffection]

ive got a lot of tricks up my sleeve!

[ Or in his mouth?? IDEK. ]

[maskreant]

[ Yosuke... Akira does think that direction, unfortunately. ]

you’re probably good at French kissing, right?