[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

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[maskreant]

perfection.

[covenantal]

[ he knows you're doing this on purpose.

you'll pay, kurusu. ]

[youraffection]

what

[ To be fair that's pretty much the implication he would be going for. If this entire post wasn't a dumpster fire. ]

i mean obvs yea

[maskreant]

what's it like?

[ HERE WE GO ]

[robitussin]

cool

if you're dedicating yourself to the cause i valiantly sacrificed myself for i should probably introduce myself

i'm natalie

[covenantal]

It's nice to meet you, Natalie. I'd say I'm not usually this weird, but that would probably be lying.

I'm Yu. Yu Narukami. I have a twin brother named Souji, so don't worry, you won't be seeing things if you spot him around or see us talking to each other.

[robitussin]

as long as i'm never exposed to a sexy banana costume again i'll live

good to know, thanks for stopping me from wondering if i'm hallucinating

[adoringpast]

so you're actually competing against him rather than support him with his kinky endeavors?

and i thought you twins stick together through thick and thin

[maskreant]

[ why are you freaking out?? calm the fuck down.

Akira is just popcorning all of this. ]

[sunnyspot]

Why does it have to be a sexy banana costume? Can't it just be a normal one?

[vitis]

really?

[ that sounds extremely kinky !! he doesn't know if he should ask, so he won't. ]

well, you'll also be a lil memorable to the coroner in an outfit like that, at least

[twostringsonebow]

[Have u tried Not, Yosuke???]

Nor have I, actually.
I think the only time I've used it was for a shoot once upon a time..?
And if there's a wiki on how then it's the opposite, a lot of people still lack the
um
dexterity and patience needed to master it.
So you're still quite one of a kind, Hanamura.

[twostringsonebow]

Akira, I call you adorable quite often.
And perhaps I haven't seen in it in the waking world... but I do remember you being quite cute at the end of some dream last month.
Perhaps it was just wishful thinking?

[This would be said with a Knowing Tone but. Text.]

[burningblossoms]

What happened then?

Did Souji bite you and infect you?

[elevelvetor]

[ hm. ]

carry a basket of bananas and offer them with a line like, "please adopt the less fortunate of my bunch"

[promisedyou]

And it had to be fruits, of all things?

[youraffection]

[ WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT. ]

uh????
wait
r u saying u never have

[maskreant]

i actually haven’t. before, i wasn’t interested in any human interaction, let alone something like that.

so... Goro is my first relationship and i can say i’ve finally made real friends this year. (˵•̀﹏•́˵)

[ Silver has been his guidance spirit for a while, but it took him forever to consider him a friend. ]

[notyourutopian]

Right?
Especially with trying to look up retrospec things.

Yeah
No sexy bananas.
You're on your own on this one.

[unenvied]

Is this really what you're competing over?

[youraffection]

[ ...That suggestion makes no sense. ]

that almost sounds like a compliment and tbh im not sure how 2 take that from u

[ Goro?? You confuse him so much. ]

[twostringsonebow]

At face value, thank you.

[HE'S... A SIMPLE BOY, SOMETIMES.]

[youraffection]

[ SUSPICIOUS?? ??? ????? At least Akira is a weird he gets. Sort of. ]

...
ok
well
thx then

[ At least he sees no reason to be a total dick about it. ]

[youraffection]

srsly?
no way
thats so crazy
i figured ud dated hella b4

[ Real friends?? That's cute. Unlike Yosuke who considers you a friend as soon as you're nice to him. ]

ok well u should try it bc its p awesome

[ You're welcome, Goro? ]

[maskreant]

i was hoping you would forget...

[ ANXIETY RISING ]