[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

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[heiroglyphs]

Aren't bananas more of a dog thing anyway? :)

[twostringsonebow]

I tend to remember the endings to my dreams, I'm sorry. I won't bring it up again.
... But the feeling is returned, of course.

[Being grateful that Akira likes him so much. Fell for him right back. Whatever.]

[hauhra]

Why?

Halloween was several days ago.

[penalizing]

i think you have to go with option 1 in this case
you don't have the boobs to pull off option 2

[lecturehall]

If you're going to wear such a ridiculous thing at least find a costume that takes advantage of the fruit. A banana costume should incorporate removing the peel to get at the prize.

[truedetective]

Winning what. And why?

[wantnotneed]

Go big or go home!
Now, be honest here.
Are you planning to wear this for fun or are you actually trying to seduce somebody with it?

[originallutece]

You'll look far better without any costume at all, frankly.

Anyway, aren't you two a bit late on this?

[missingache]

[WHAT EVEN]

Strawberries are cuter than bananas, but if I had to pick, I'd say two.

[wantnotneed]

If you wanted that kind of theme for the cat cafe, you could have just asked.
Though we'd have to tone it down a little for the kids, of course. :)

[maskreant]

[ oh my fucking god the last person he wants to see ]

no, i don’t think the owner would want that... it’s shpposed to be a Rated E for Everyone place.

[wantnotneed]

But it looks like it's what you want?
Theme not withstanding. ☆

[maskreant]

well...

i actually don’t know? i’m just saying stuff to embarrass my friend, Miss. i’m sure you would understand.

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[adoringpast]

[wantnotneed]

Of course. ☆
You can rest easy.
It was just a joke, after all!
Your secret is safe with me and such.

[windeity]

i have heard the word "sexy" in conjunction with fruit way too many times in the last 24 hours.
what's your excuse?

[maskreant]

do i really seem like the type of have a history...?

[ IS THIS A GOOD OF A BAD THING ]

[justchords]

i heavily regret opening either of those images

also one is just plain creepy why is that an option for "sexy banana"

[covenantal]

Ask Google. That's what came up when I searched. ... to be honest, I agree it's kind of creepy.

[covenantal]

My excuse is winning. I'm not just supposed to let Souji win by default, am I?

[covenantal]

Cuter?! Then I have to change my tactics... what fruit is cuter than strawberries??

[covenantal]

... the implications of that are a little strange ... but the second costume fills that requirement, doesn't it?

[covenantal]

Anyone can look great in a dress if they have the right attitude.

[covenantal]

As his twin, it's my sworn duty to try and outdo him in all things, Yukiko-san. Sacrifices must be made.

[covenantal]

Most people seem to like the second one, anyway. As fruit-based clothing goes, it's not terrible.