[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[covenantal]

Sorry. You can't say I didn't try.

So far there's only been two. I have a feeling we'll see a third, though.

[covenantal]

Sort of. It's more Souji's thing than it is mine, but I can take him head on when I need to.

[covenantal]

You could always write your paper about sexy fruit costumes in general.

After all, we didn't invent the concept. We just took advantage of it. But who decided to make fruit sexy in the first place?

[lecturehall]

I'm not encouraging you to strip naked. Nevermind that that's exactly what that dress you linked is meant to do.

You peel the banana and the horrifying banana man is still underneath. Understand?

[robitussin]

that's true

this calls for some investigative journalism

[sunnyspot]

[.........Well.]

Oh...

Yeah, I... probably should have guessed that. Sorry.

[missingache]

Raspberries are cuter, and cherries can be too. Or apples if you cut them into bunnies.

[justchords]

congrats here's a gold star 🌟

what'll it be next time, sexy peaches?

[commandertoolbelt]

if we have chocobo farms in the city there’s got to be a pumpkin patch somewhere

[unenvied]

In other words, you respond to his quirks due to competitiveness, if I understand correctly.

[hauhra]

You could defeat him just by being the one to walk away from all this with your pride still intact, you know.

That way, you can easily humiliate him later on by bringing it up without him being able to do the same to you... just think about it!