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Kitchen Nightmare [video]
[After a brief hiatus on his part from all things social and media related, this odd post comes about towards the late evening. Fynn, who's all ready labeled as a "category four" hurricane in human form, appears on screen looking absolutely disheveled.
His hair is miraculous unscathed but the rest of him isn't. The collar of his blue shirt (holy shit! We can see blue again?!) has faint red speckles along there and a few burn marks.
Was someone playing with fire? Maybe. Well only if you considering having a hair raising battle in the kitchen against an eight-legged fiend to be a battle. Nevertheless, he's distraught, tired and cranky as all living hell right now.]
...So, I think I need to move. [The officer finally says as he lights up a cigarette.] I damn near burned down the entire complex trying to kill that thing but be damned if I didn't win.
[He takes a long drag on his cig as he just blankly at the screen. Fynn might be subtly reevaluating his life right about now. Those are the eyes of man doing some deep reflection.]
I'm sure that qualified as one of the three most scariest moments of my life.
His hair is miraculous unscathed but the rest of him isn't. The collar of his blue shirt (holy shit! We can see blue again?!) has faint red speckles along there and a few burn marks.
Was someone playing with fire? Maybe. Well only if you considering having a hair raising battle in the kitchen against an eight-legged fiend to be a battle. Nevertheless, he's distraught, tired and cranky as all living hell right now.]
...So, I think I need to move. [The officer finally says as he lights up a cigarette.] I damn near burned down the entire complex trying to kill that thing but be damned if I didn't win.
[He takes a long drag on his cig as he just blankly at the screen. Fynn might be subtly reevaluating his life right about now. Those are the eyes of man doing some deep reflection.]
I'm sure that qualified as one of the three most scariest moments of my life.
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guess Ill have to help you make it pretty again!
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This is serious, you know!?
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just tell Jirou what is broken and Jirou will get it replaced
also do you need a professional exterminator
because honey no
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I don't know how that evil little critter even got in! I keep everything clean all the time. This is absurd. I bet it's the other tenants fault. Ugh. I'm so grossed out.
I'm definitely going to need a new counter, cabinets and possibly a new stove...
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then theyll send me the bill later and you can just enjoy your new stuff
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I'll make this one up to you and treat you to a fancy roasted duck once the kitchen is fixed. I was going to try a recipe I found online when...that happened.
I spent a pretty penny on the bird too. I wanted to do something special today.
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