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Hello! First of all, Maurice would like me to tell you all that he's locking anyone who messes about with putting dangerous things in the mailbox to send to him which don't belong for at least a week (please don't send him dangerous things!!!!) and would like me to remind you it's for things you got sent only, please!

Secondly, we've managed to fix one of the colors entirely, although one is still on the fritz. We'll keep working on it!

By the way, is anyone going to do secret Santa games? I always like those, although I've only ever done them with other employees. Last year I got Ronnie. He's soooo hard to shop for but I think he liked the cane I got him? And Mr. Baroque got me! I'm not really sure he knows how to shop for girls. Or people who don't only want weapons. But the thought is what counts!

Joanne Wiseman
Technician 2nd class
Retr

spec Incorporated

As of this post:
•Clothing and personal items have now regained the color green! This includes all items your character had in their AU plus any regains your character has obtained. However, this does not include physical features.
•Additionally, all flora and fauna have regained the color green.
•Blue eyes and hair have been restored, meaning blue is entirely back!
•Horses begin appearing in history texts, books, and academia, often phrased as being newly discovered from the past.

Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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Please listen and don't mess with the mailbox!!
My cousin and I got sent to the lion's habitat at the zoo after he kicked it.
It's not worth it!

Oh, and I guess my staff's green now. Thanks?

You did what now?

We got teleported to the lion's habitat.
Nearly got eaten too...

Well. That's an important safety message.

Yes.
Please don't kick the mailbox!

wait holy shit what

are you okay?

Yeah, we're okay.
We climbed up a tree that was next to the fence, so we got out before they ate us.
It was way too close though!

jesus christ that's terrifying

well

at least i know never to do that i guess

Yeah, please don't!
I don't want anyone to get hurt.

yeah

that seems like a big overreaction for kicking a mailbox though, like are they actually trying to kill us

I don't know.
Sometimes I wonder if they are.

[Or maybe Elliot you just have really, really bad luck]

hopefully the coming months remain 100% lion free

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you're saying he kicked it more than once

What?! He kicked it again?!

ZACK! [PINGING YOU COUSIN]

[ well, while he’s doing that, he won’t. say anything directly about him. family and all. ]

i’m glad you’re okay.

[ R u d e ]

Yeah, I'm fine. [Won't mention that he broke his foot. It healed, it's fine.]
But I am worried at where else the mailbox could be dumping people.

[ eLLIoT ]

looks like it dumps people only if you attack it so,
people read these, even if they don’t reply. they should be fine.

[Look he doesn't want to shave more years off your life honey. ITS FINE]

If people do read this, that is...
Everyone in these comments seem more excited about blue or the holidays.

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you did your part well
now them being stupid isn’t your fault or your problem

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What kind of staff?

Uh, its called an Orbal Staff?

It's basically a magic staff though.

Oh! At first I thought you meant your staff as in, your employees. Like, as in, they've all become very dedicated to reducing their carbon footprint.
But it seemed like a weird way to talk about it, so I thought I would clarify.

Haha, oh no. No one works under me, really!
It's just a magic staff I got from Retrospec.

What kind of magic can it do?

Um, well.

It shoots bubbles?
Magic bubbles.
And it makes channeling magic easier...

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