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Hello! First of all, Maurice would like me to tell you all that he's locking anyone who messes about with putting dangerous things in the mailbox to send to him which don't belong for at least a week (please don't send him dangerous things!!!!) and would like me to remind you it's for things you got sent only, please!

Secondly, we've managed to fix one of the colors entirely, although one is still on the fritz. We'll keep working on it!

By the way, is anyone going to do secret Santa games? I always like those, although I've only ever done them with other employees. Last year I got Ronnie. He's soooo hard to shop for but I think he liked the cane I got him? And Mr. Baroque got me! I'm not really sure he knows how to shop for girls. Or people who don't only want weapons. But the thought is what counts!

Joanne Wiseman
Technician 2nd class
Retr

spec Incorporated

As of this post:
•Clothing and personal items have now regained the color green! This includes all items your character had in their AU plus any regains your character has obtained. However, this does not include physical features.
•Additionally, all flora and fauna have regained the color green.
•Blue eyes and hair have been restored, meaning blue is entirely back!
•Horses begin appearing in history texts, books, and academia, often phrased as being newly discovered from the past.

Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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do you think she has a choice anymore

it's too late for scrolling? if you find someone that likes the pic I'd be concerned

do you think she doesn't

her sister is there

if she doesn't work for them they might take away her memories of retrospec

then she loses her sister

[ Now this, he struggles with. On the one hand, if her sister is shitty enough to work at Retrospec, she's worth cutting loose anyway, and Joanne's willingness to stay just means she's morally bankrupt enough to not care. On the other hand...if Becca worked at Retrospec and the only way to keep his sister was to work there too, he might do it.

(Then again, Becca wouldn't work at Retrospec in the first place.) ]

well it's not like i was addressing it to her anyway

yeah but she's part of retrospec and you just said retrospec deserves something this gross

i mean retrospec as a whole
not specific people inside of it

people don't like it when I make generalizations like that

well
whatever
just because people don't like it doesn't mean it's not true

mm

doesn't that smell bad

[being an arm...]

well
the photo's a few days old now
and i left after putting it in the mailbox
so i don't know how bad it smells
that might be a better question for someone down at retrospec

new question

did they send you an arm

or did they send you a firearm like gun and this is a joke

both
they sent me both

weird that everyone gets guns

hope I don't get an arm

well you better get ready for it
because i had zero warning for it
although i'm sure it'll be """nicer""" now that you have to go to the mailbox to get anything
they learned the wrong lesson from sending me corpse bits to my house

Edited 2017-11-15 07:09 (UTC)