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[recollecters]

Hello! First of all, Maurice would like me to tell you all that he's locking anyone who messes about with putting dangerous things in the mailbox to send to him which don't belong for at least a week (please don't send him dangerous things!!!!) and would like me to remind you it's for things you got sent only, please! Secondly, we've managed to fix one of the colors entirely, although one is still on the fritz. We'll keep working on it! By the way, is anyone going to do secret Santa games? I always like those, although I've only ever done them with other employees. Last year I got Ronnie. He's soooo hard to shop for but I think he liked the cane I got him? And Mr. Baroque got me! I'm not really sure he knows how to shop for girls. Or people who don't only want weapons. But the thought is what counts! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post: •Clothing and personal items have now regained the color green! This includes all items your character had in their AU plus any regains your character has obtained. However, this does not include physical features. •Additionally, all flora and fauna have regained the color green. •Blue eyes and hair have been restored, meaning blue is entirely back! •Horses begin appearing in history texts, books, and academia, often phrased as being newly discovered from the past. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[foeyay]

did you legit tear that arm off someone's body???

[frostythehitman]

no
retrospec tore that arm off of ME
i'm just returning it to them
like they said we could

[foeyay]

oh.









well now i'm just disappointed.

still pretty metal tho.

[frostythehitman]

what the hell are you so disappointed about

[foeyay]

i started imagining this slapstick comedy where you stole an arm from a morgue. there was a the-corpse-sits-up jump scare, prop gags, a chase scene and everything. it was funny.

[frostythehitman]

[ this is actually eerily close to things that have happened to him with this arm for real, so.... ]

oh yeah ha ha getting your arm ripped off and mailed back to you is A REAL HOOT

[foeyay]

is that why you tried to break my jaw?

[Someone's figured out who this is.]

[frostythehitman]

no
you were just being an asshole

[foeyay]

welcome to the club, champ. don't forget to grab a complimentary cookie on the way out.

[frostythehitman]

and what club is this supposed to be

[foeyay]

THE ASSHOLE CLUB ☆

[frostythehitman]

screw your club
you can take your cookie and shove it up your nose

[ He's not an asshole! And more importantly, he's not in the same category as you!! ]

[foeyay]

[James just posted a picture of his own burning flesh flipping off everyone who opens this app. He's officially an asshole.

...Probably not in the same category as Kamui though, this is true.]

what a waste of a good cookie.

[frostythehitman]

[ since when does that make him an asshole! It's his flesh, he should be able to burn it all he damn well wants!!! ]

that's what you get for making cookies before gauging interest in your club

[foeyay]

[He should know very well that that's not the part that makes him an asshole.]

that's okay. i'm more interested in you than the club anyway.

[frostythehitman]

what the hell
why

[foeyay]

you're pretty strong! i wanna fight again.

[frostythehitman]

you think you can handle it?

[foeyay]

if you even try to go easy on me, i'll choke you with your own chains.

[frostythehitman]

like i'd even let you close enough to try

[foeyay]

then it's a date. :)