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[recollecters]

Hello! First of all, Maurice would like me to tell you all that he's locking anyone who messes about with putting dangerous things in the mailbox to send to him which don't belong for at least a week (please don't send him dangerous things!!!!) and would like me to remind you it's for things you got sent only, please! Secondly, we've managed to fix one of the colors entirely, although one is still on the fritz. We'll keep working on it! By the way, is anyone going to do secret Santa games? I always like those, although I've only ever done them with other employees. Last year I got Ronnie. He's soooo hard to shop for but I think he liked the cane I got him? And Mr. Baroque got me! I'm not really sure he knows how to shop for girls. Or people who don't only want weapons. But the thought is what counts! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post: •Clothing and personal items have now regained the color green! This includes all items your character had in their AU plus any regains your character has obtained. However, this does not include physical features. •Additionally, all flora and fauna have regained the color green. •Blue eyes and hair have been restored, meaning blue is entirely back! •Horses begin appearing in history texts, books, and academia, often phrased as being newly discovered from the past. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[frostythehitman]

not my fault you were giving me dangerous things in the first place
WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND
KARMA'S A BITCH
REAP WHAT YOU SOW
etc etc etc

i hope you liked the gift maurice

[ Attached is a picture of the Retrospec mailbox with a human arm mostly wrapped in a white bedsheet sticking halfway out of it. A few portions of the arm are exposed, including just enough of the hand to see that it's flipping the camera off. And also, the whole arm and the bedsheet are on fire. Like, extremely on fire. Like, flames rising above and out of the mailbox itself. In the background you can see the torso and legs of someone dressed all in black.

In related news, folks may have heard on local news outlets about a pair of people dressed in black ransacking the kitchen of a waffle shop and generally terrorizing everyone in it before vanishing into thin air. ]

[kagepuro]

James that's not very nice

[frostythehitman]

i wasn't trying to be nice

[kagepuro]

i dont think that Mr Maurice is personally responsible for your predicament...lots of people depend on the mailbox, i think, so we should try to take care of it...

Um...

Are you sure you're okay with doing that with your arm..

[blessmefather]

I hope the picture you attached isn't something that will traumatize the 14 year olds on the network. This isn't Maurice's private inbox. He might not even read this.

[frostythehitman]

they read everything else on this app and beyond
even if he doesn't reply i know he'll see it
and i know he got my little gift too
the picture's more a warning for the other retrospec employees

[blessmefather]

My concern was more about the sensitive eyes of innocent app users. What exactly is in this picture?

[lalliho]

ew

[frostythehitman]

EXACTLY

[lalliho]

how is that "exactly"

[liberal_arts]

This is really not what I had hoped for when you were talking about breaking stuff.

[frostythehitman]

well excuuuuuuse me
i didn't know i had to get your permission first
how SHOULD i have broken stuff
you tell me

[liberal_arts]

It just seems doing something you *know* is going to solicit retaliation is only going to perpetuate the cycle of frustration you seem stuck in.

[floret]

Oh um I think you should check the privacy filters on this post!

[frostythehitman]

what makes you think i meant to filter it

[floret]

Aren't there police officers on here?

[lesinset]

4/10
trying too hard
plus not enough skulls and blood

[frostythehitman]

[ SCREW YOU, LIKE YOU HAVE ANY RIGHT TO JUDGE!!!! ]

so i'm trying too hard and not trying hard enough at the same time?

[lesinset]

[ HE WILL JUDGE ALL HE WANTS ]

setting arm on fire is trying too hard
not adding the right decorations isnt trying
even a dead rose would have helped

[foeyay]

did you legit tear that arm off someone's body???

[frostythehitman]

no
retrospec tore that arm off of ME
i'm just returning it to them
like they said we could

[foeyay]

oh.









well now i'm just disappointed.

still pretty metal tho.

[devilsadvocato]

Oh my god. Is that a real arm? Is that the arm you lost?

[He's gonna be sick.]

Buck, is this related to that soul shit the Retrospec lady talked about in that announcement? Did you lose your arm because of the app?

[HELLO STUDENT OF MINE AND OLD FAMILY FRIEND.]

[frostythehitman]

[ jesus christ foggy amp down ]

in order
yes
yes
probably. i don't remember anything about losing an arm so for all i know that never happened to other soul me and retrospec is just doing it to mess with me
yes

[frostythehitman]

UGHHHH FINE BECAUSE MATT TOLD ME TO:
there's a picture attached to this that you've already seen anyway if you scrolled down this far
of a flaming arm in a mailbox
here's your warning for disturbing content or whatever