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1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal
[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!
Akira Kurusu shared a photo.
11/12 near Apprassage
so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it.
i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.
Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]
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She's kind of a dope.
Just lemme know when they're ready for pick up and I'll be there. Any longer and I'll need to charge late fees.
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shouldn't i be charging for late fees? my room is now a storage room.
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Even if Gwen did give him permission, it's not like she's the one who has say over my bedroom.
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she probably thinks she is. cats are rather... they're just what they are.
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[She finished the sentence for him properly-- with what she had observed to be the truth.]
We love the fuzzy assholes and they grace us with their toebeans.
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it feels like a crime, to be honest. why must i live a life taunted by little paws?
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