1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[wantnotneed]

Please wash mine before I get there tomorrow. :)

[ Is she annoyed? Yeah, a little bit. ]

[maskreant]

[ but... that means he has to know which one it is? HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO ASK. He'll just wash them all. ]

yeah, got it. it'll be safe til you get here.

[adoringpast]

how the hell did your cat get all of these all in one past week

how the fuck did he get into my house?!

[maskreant]

i wouldn't know. this is the first time he has done this...

did you leave a window open?

[mercurio]

can we have a better snapshot up close of the criminal

[maskreant]

he doesn't know what he did wrong.

[fiddlestick]

😩
I should've known.

[maskreant]

i'm sorry, Elliot. at least you're right here.

he usually behaves. i don't know what got into him.

[notyourutopian]

[Eleanor just ponders this post for a little while. Because why.]

Stop letting your cat out.

And give me back my underwear.

[maskreant]

he was actually a stray before i picked him up, so it's not like he went crazy with power when he went outside. i'm not sure what got over him, but he'll definitely stay inside for a while.

come pick them up. better than telling me which one is yours.

[ HE DOESN'T NEED ANY OF THIS KIND OF INFORMATION he's dying. ]

[lecturehall]

i thought sena stole that pair...

[huh]

[maskreant]

apparently, he stole Senya's, so he might have picked up yours from his place.

who knows?

[ sorry, sena ]

[lalliho]

cats are so annoying

[mercurio]

gasp

[lastcomfort]

Oh, but he got a matching pair of socks! What a smart cat!

[maskreant]

yeah, he did. so i'm thinking there's a purpose?

or people are smart enough to pair their socks together. unfortunately, that's foolish in this situation, but then again one sock without the other is odd.

what a dilemma?

[fabrefactions]

Oh. That's where they went.

[ Morrigan wHY.]

[maskreant]

i thought you misplaced them or something.

didn't know they were stolen.

[ they do live in the same room. ]

[skald]

Why didn't you ask us first before posting about it??

[maskreant]

i thought it would be better to return everyone's things as soon as possible now that i'm not dying.

are you doing something at the house or something?

[ What is wrong, Tuuri. ]

[notbunaga]

not buying it
i dont think you even have a cat
i think you just finally ascended and achieved full feline transformation
now we're all suffering for it

[maskreant]

personally, i would steal things worth more than underwear and socks as a cat.

unless they're $200 Italian socks.

[complementing]

oh my god why are FIVE OF MY PANTIES IN THIS PICTURE ALONE

[mercurio]

WHY would you say this in public?? i need bleach for my eyes i'm so sorry mina

[pronounces]

how did it get into the *dorm*........

[maskreant]

ask Keito.

people have have been distracted due to the turkey swarm... i really don't know.

not here

[sketchythief]

[ He's honestly too embarrassed to reply to this post, but he can't believe Akira's cat would make a better thief than anyone in his memories.

Amazing. ]

[saburai]

...I was wondering why I seemed to be losing so many stockings recently.

Still, that is a rather impressive haul for such a small cat.

[maskreant]

he must have been really adamant on adding to his stash... though i think they're gifts since when i woke up he started presenting them to me. cats sure are weird.

none of the socks or underwear are torn and i'm planning to wash them all, so you can pick yours up whenever you want.

[roseblooms]

My question is, why does he apparently only target underwear and socks?

[maskreant]

good question.

they're soft? i wish i could talk to him, but alas. maybe i'll look for a cat whisperer.

[faeblooded]

The FUCK did it get my--

AND HOW'D IT GET PAST MY CAT!?

[maskreant]

you can say he's a cat burglar.

[ sorry. ]

[gunsandveggies]

Morri!!

[She ain't even mad, though. More like amused.]

I'll come get them next time I'm over. :D [Which, considering how often she's over, probably won't be long from now.]

[maskreant]

all right. he's sulking, so i don't know if he'll show up when you come over.

[ Haru might as well leave her underwear here, tbh. ]

[sunnyspot]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how certain are you that he can't open doors?

[maskreant]

shouldn't people be locking their doors?

i'm surprised he's managed to steal this many. it's just telling me that people leave their windows, doors, and garages open often.

and i don't think i needed to know the people of Recolle like that.

[ not answering the question. ]

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[promisedyou]

First we have turkey thieves and now cat thieves? What next, hamster thieves?

[maskreant]

what will hamsters steal?





buttons?

[justchords]

that cat is beautiful

that is such a talented cat

i'm so proud of that cat even if i see my socks there, your cat is amazing

[maskreant]

thank you.

i'll relay the message to him when he's not sulking.

[dandyofawolf]

What a clever little fiend you have.

[He kindly thanks your cat for not stealing his things. Yes, he checked.]

[maskreant]

he usually behaves when he's outside, but yeah. he's definitely a fiend.

eventually, he'll be stealing diamonds and gold. be careful.

[parodeity]

yo whatd you do to make the cat think underwear make you feel better
got some perverted confessions for us or

[maskreant]

Yusuke and I wear underwear?

we have underwear in our room.

he sleeps in the underwear drawer sometimes?

i'm pulling out every explanation i possibly can.

[twostringsonebow]

[oh my god that's where that thigh high went

and several of his boxers

oh my god he can only reclaim one kind.]

And here I was almost believing of my mother's warnings against house spirits being tricksy... in the end, it was just Morrigan.
He didn't learn from Belle, I hope.
I'll... just pick up my goods the next time I visit, or you can bring them over when you're spry again. I already bought new pairs to replace them.

[maskreant]

Morrigan is actually a spirit. boo.

i don't know. i was hoping they would meet when i'm present, but there goes one dream. he might have? he never had this problem before and he used to be out a lot more last year. never thought he would be influenced by another cat that he just met.

sorry.

[imaginex]

Your kitty is so talented! (≧◡≦)

[maskreant]

now he just needs to learn to grant wishes and we'll be set.

i hope you raise your cats to be wholesome.