1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[wantnotneed]

Please wash mine before I get there tomorrow. :)

[ Is she annoyed? Yeah, a little bit. ]

[adoringpast]

how the hell did your cat get all of these all in one past week

how the fuck did he get into my house?!

[mercurio]

can we have a better snapshot up close of the criminal

[fiddlestick]

😩
I should've known.

[notyourutopian]

[Eleanor just ponders this post for a little while. Because why.]

Stop letting your cat out.

And give me back my underwear.

[lecturehall]

i thought sena stole that pair...

[huh]

[lalliho]

cats are so annoying

[lastcomfort]

Oh, but he got a matching pair of socks! What a smart cat!

[fabrefactions]

Oh. That's where they went.

[ Morrigan wHY.]

[skald]

Why didn't you ask us first before posting about it??

[notbunaga]

not buying it
i dont think you even have a cat
i think you just finally ascended and achieved full feline transformation
now we're all suffering for it

[complementing]

oh my god why are FIVE OF MY PANTIES IN THIS PICTURE ALONE

[pronounces]

how did it get into the *dorm*........

not here

[sketchythief]

[ He's honestly too embarrassed to reply to this post, but he can't believe Akira's cat would make a better thief than anyone in his memories.

Amazing. ]

[saburai]

...I was wondering why I seemed to be losing so many stockings recently.

Still, that is a rather impressive haul for such a small cat.

[roseblooms]

My question is, why does he apparently only target underwear and socks?

[faeblooded]

The FUCK did it get my--

AND HOW'D IT GET PAST MY CAT!?

[gunsandveggies]

Morri!!

[She ain't even mad, though. More like amused.]

I'll come get them next time I'm over. :D [Which, considering how often she's over, probably won't be long from now.]

[sunnyspot]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how certain are you that he can't open doors?

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[promisedyou]

First we have turkey thieves and now cat thieves? What next, hamster thieves?

[justchords]

that cat is beautiful

that is such a talented cat

i'm so proud of that cat even if i see my socks there, your cat is amazing

[dandyofawolf]

What a clever little fiend you have.

[He kindly thanks your cat for not stealing his things. Yes, he checked.]

[parodeity]

yo whatd you do to make the cat think underwear make you feel better
got some perverted confessions for us or

[twostringsonebow]

[oh my god that's where that thigh high went

and several of his boxers

oh my god he can only reclaim one kind.]

And here I was almost believing of my mother's warnings against house spirits being tricksy... in the end, it was just Morrigan.
He didn't learn from Belle, I hope.
I'll... just pick up my goods the next time I visit, or you can bring them over when you're spry again. I already bought new pairs to replace them.

[imaginex]

Your kitty is so talented! (≧◡≦)