1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[sunnyspot]

Is he an outdoor cat, or does he only go out while you're away? You love your cat so much that I wouldn't be surprised if you never let him out of your sight when you're there.

This sounds like the plot of a children's book, I swear.

I don't know how many people would want to buy auctioned socks... Maybe donate them, if no one wants them?

[maskreant]

i may seem crazy, but i'm not that crazy to be that obsessive over my cat. he was a stray, so he's naturally an outdoor cat. he usually stays inside, anyway.

i'm sure plenty of girls and guys would buy their crush's stuff, Kouhei. donating them sounds a lot easier, though.

[sunnyspot]

I didn't mean it like that, you know... I wouldn't call you crazy, just a cat lover. But that does make a little more sense, piecing it together. Maybe he used to do this thing all the time?

Uh, that's kind of... Would *you* buy your crush's underwear and socks?

[maskreant]

i'm not offended, don't worry. he didn't do it when i brought him in last year... so i don't think he's used to stealing underwear and socks. i can't say the same for breaking into places, though.

personally, no, but i've been told i'm weird.

[sunnyspot]

Um... Wouldn't it be weirder to want to buy your crush's socks? I mean, socks aren't as bad as underwear, but you don't even know if they've been washed.

[maskreant]

isn't that also the appeal of dirty underwear?

[ why are they talking about this... ]

[sunnyspot]

No?! I hope not...?!

Just wash them and donate them, or let your cat make a bed out of the unclaimed socks!

[maskreant]

i'll donate the leftovers. don't worry.

do you want some extra socks, Kouhei?

[sunnyspot]

I'm good, thanks. I'm sure someone else could use them more than me.