1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[roseblooms]

...Not quite out of thin air. But seeds are considerably more portable than whole roses, as it turns out.

[maskreant]

when you come by the cafe, you should show me how you make these seeds turn into roses...

it might scare some cats and freak out some people, but magic tricks do exist.

[roseblooms]

I could see fit to do that. Do you happen to have a dartboard there, as well?

[maskreant]

[ THINKING.... ]

actually, we do.

my co-workers don't have the best marksmanship, so go ahead and destroy their confidence.

[roseblooms]

I'll try not to destroy their dartboard while I'm at it.

[maskreant]

good idea. i don't think you would want to be indebted to them. they're great people, but...

how do i say it?

they're bad influences.

[roseblooms]

...Bad influences in what way, exactly?

[maskreant]

more like they drag you to join in events and dress-up, pushing for certain themes and stuff.

... okay, that doesn't sound all too different from me. i'm a goner. remember me fondly.