1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

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[maskreant]

[ oh my god...... ]

my condolences. at least phone cords are cheap? i kind of had that trouble, too, though it was with bigger cords.

then trying to get my cat from behind the tv.

[imaginex]

It's probably a good thing I don't have a tv right now, otherwise mine would give me the same trouble.

Though Akemi is so small... and I keep finding her places she really shouldn't be able to get? Like the top of the fridge.

Then she meows until I come get her down.

[maskreant]

what? how can a kitten get to the top of the fridge.

i feel like Akemi has the potential to be a cat burglar now. soon, you'll find her locked in your closet somehow.

[imaginex]

Exactly!!! She's going to give me gray hairs and I'm not even drinking age yet. (╥﹏╥)

And that's exactly why I've put a bell on her. Not that it helps... but it makes me feel like it helps, so...

[maskreant]

bless hair dye for existing. also, age doesn't stop you from drinking, to be honest. be careful of college parties.

that safety net. i tried that, too, but then Morrigan took it off somehow. i lost him for three days after that.

... maybe my hair is graying, too.

[imaginex]

[ROFL HE LOST HIM FOR THREE DAYS... gomen, she is laughing in her apartment]

Well, I'm glad he came back to you in the end, bell or no.

Though that seems to be a regular occurrence with him. How in the world did he collect so many socks...

[maskreant]

[ AKIRA MAY HAVE ATTEMPTED TO TAME THE STRAY, but you can't take the stray out of the cat or something... independent cat needs no man ]

thanks. i accepted that i opened my heart out to him and he left me, so i was touched when he returned, even if it was with a dead bird.

i'm not sure. i'm more concerned about how easily he got all of them. do people not secure their houses?

[imaginex]

A dead bird... oh dear.

I suppose I should brace myself for those gifts in the future, too.

And now that I think about it, I'm impressed he didn't get into my apartment. I lock the door but the building is so old, there's likely plenty of ways to break in.