1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

i'm guessing you give your cat treats whenever she begs? you must practice diligence, young grasshopper.

yeah? or we could just set up a cat play date. kind of like reuniting family together after so long.

[ KATKAT ISN'T EVEN THAT OLD, BUT IT'S OKAY. ]

[justchords]

yeah there is no way i will ever have the strength to turn down a cat, much less a KITTEN

a cat family reunion, that sounds like the perfect new pilot for a reality tv series

calico does need friends, though, so it sounds like a good idea

[maskreant]

my own cat is pretty friendly, so i'm sure they'll all get along.

though i'm worried i might be setting up some headquarters for a robbers gang.

[justchords]

that's good, i wouldn't want to traumatize calico with any bully cats

she's too tiny to even jump off and on the bed without help, so i think she's a little too young to be robbing anyone