1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[adoringpast]

i think so
but i live in one of the highest floors of this flat building, akiyan
how could he have gotten up there???

[maskreant]

before i scooped him up from the streets, he was a thug stray walking the streets in the dead of night. no floor is impossible for him to reach.

i don't know... maybe he followed a pizzaman into the building. that would mean we can get footage of it.

[adoringpast]

so he's a stray...

[ cute.......... ]

that could be it
i can look into my flat's security system to get footage
and also
he better not be sleeping on my underwear
those are supposed to be drycleaned

[maskreant]

[ QUICKLY CHECKS WHAT HIS CAT IS DOIng oh good kitty is behaving, sulking, and sad in his bed that Akira did not like his gifts. ]

yeah, he was. if you get footage, mind sending it to me?

also, does this mean i need to get it drycleaned...

[adoringpast]

sure, in a few days or so

and yes, that's your job now akiyan
have fun doing all the laundry for all those underwear ✨

[maskreant]

unfortunately, i can't afford that, so your underwear will have to be washed with everyone else's.

it's like all of you have grown closer.

[adoringpast]

DISGUSTING
DON'T JUST PUT IT LIKE THAT

[maskreant]

you've forced my hand.

[adoringpast]

not really, no
besides can you even wash all those underwear in your condition??

[ of course he didn't miss out the "sick" part of this post, like the mom that he is ]

[maskreant]

i feel a lot better now, so it should be fine. it's not like i'm going to go kayaking or something.

they'll be done in batches, so you can pick which other underwear and socks will be watched with yours.

[adoringpast]

please don't
ill get them myself

[maskreant]

are you sure, Senya?

actually, how much are these? some of them look pretty expensive.

[adoringpast]

$75, more or less
ive never modeled underwear before though

[maskreant]

that's really expensive for underwear.

you can buy a couple of meals with that.

[adoringpast]

i know
which is why you shouldn't just mix them with the other's underwear when washing them
just do them seperately

[maskreant]

this is really specific, but all right.

i will... softener and all.

[adoringpast]

and don't even think of selling them off for double the price
trust me
i *will* find out

[maskreant]

would they really be worth double the price?

[adoringpast]

if they're worn by someone like me, yes

you do not know the power models like us have over people, akiyan

[maskreant]

maybe because that power doesn't affect me.

i'll trust you on this.