1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

yeah, he did. so i'm thinking there's a purpose?

or people are smart enough to pair their socks together. unfortunately, that's foolish in this situation, but then again one sock without the other is odd.

what a dilemma?

[lastcomfort]

Isn't that what most people have to deal with, though? I know that I misplace socks all the time! It's like one is always looking for the other, so the fact that your cat was able to locate two of the same kind...maybe he's just trying to reunite lost undergarments!

[maskreant]

you're right... maybe i could run a service where Morrigan can find two matching socks.

he doesn't seem into it anymore though.

[lastcomfort]

I think he would be a local hero! Maybe he'll be motivated by a nice piece of cheese?

[maskreant]

most cats are lactose-intolerant, so not too much cheese.

though i don't know if he would want to eat cheese. he might get offended.

[lastcomfort]

Oh really? I didn't know that! They sure seem to want cheese...but that doesn't mean it's good for them. One of my neighbors growing up had this very big very fluffy cat who stole the block of cheese away from the grilling station during a neighborhood BBQ! We had to chase him down. I felt bad so I gave him some of my cheeseburger. Now I realize I shouldn't have!

[maskreant]

oh... well, they won't die. the cat will probably suffer from diarrhea, though. godspeed, neighbor.

but the more you know. sometimes it's nice to give your cat some milk as a treat maybe for Christmas.

[lastcomfort]

Poor kitty...

Well, I don't have any cats but I'll be sure to remember this in the future!

[maskreant]

yeah, don't leave our your cheeseburger without supervision.

cats are masochists.

[lastcomfort]

I can't deny anyone who wants a cheeseburger...especially with fuzzy ears and whiskers! But I'll do my best!