1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

i thought you misplaced them or something.

didn't know they were stolen.

[ they do live in the same room. ]

[fabrefactions]

[ true but... it's not like morrigan hasn't sat in his underwear drawer before, there's nothing new there for him. ]

As did I.

But I suppose as they have been found in good condition, I can't complain too much...

[ Can he? ]

[maskreant]

[ UNDERWEAR IS MOSTLY MADE OUT OF COTTON AND IT FEELS NICE? If you were a cat, you, too, would sit in a drawer fluffed with clean cotton underwear. ]

i'm still sorry. he technically hid everything under your bed.

[fabrefactions]

[ he hadn't considered it, not being a cat nor into the idea of stealing people's underwear. but... yes if he were a cat he would probably sit in a drawer fluffed with clean cotton underwear. well played. ]

...

... ... Should I feel ashamed I didn't realise? Perhaps I should've been more vigilant in cleaning under there.

[maskreant]

how were you supposed to know?

don't blame yourself. he probably did all of it while we were at uni, so yeah.

[fabrefactions]

Still. It's a shame I hadn't considered it, I could've found it sooner.

Are people identifying their, uh, undergarments easily enough?

[maskreant]

yeah. it's kind of weird, but maybe people have that special connection to their underwear?

or they could have very special ones like with a chocobo pattern.

[fabrefactions]

You do wear it quite intimately. Perhaps we are closer to our underwear than we think.

Were there any with odd patterns? The ones in your picture look fairly plain.

[maskreant]

[ what the fuck.... those are such serious words, Yusuke. ]

that's true.

uh

there's lingerie here and there.

[fabrefactions]

[ it's time to get introspective about underwear, yo. ]

Ah. Yes.

I imagine that is easier to... identify.