1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

personally, i would steal things worth more than underwear and socks as a cat.

unless they're $200 Italian socks.

[notbunaga]

well yeah
it'd be suspicious if you acted in character

[maskreant]

it just seems logical?

but Morrigan is real, even though i think it would be cool to turn into a cat. the only person i know that has done that is Dave.

[notbunaga]

what

[DEETS???]

[maskreant]

[ how does he ping Dave... ]

yeah, it was during August. some potion turned him into a cat? imagine a cat with shades on.

some of my teammates also turned into animals from what they've reported.

[notbunaga]

...we got like
gills
im glad we didnt turn into fish completely now

[maskreant]

my mini-group got gills, too... but we were exploring a water temple. makes sense.

you were with Goro, weren't you?

[notbunaga]

yeah, poirot
you guys friends?

[maskreant]

[ POIROT?? ]

i guess you can say that. he's my boyfriend.

thanks for working with him.

[notbunaga]

[THE DETECTIVE]

yeah?
wouldn't have guessed
i thought you would've dated someone

weirder

[maskreant]

wow.

so this is what most people see him as.






normal.

this is so surreal.

[notbunaga]

er
weirder

the distinction is important
im not calling the guy normal

[maskreant]

i personally think he's just as weird as me and that's saying something.

unless you disagree.

[notbunaga]

im sure i dont know him quite so intimately as you
so i wouldnt pay much attention to my opinion on the matter if i were you
all i know is he's very good at sneaking past sea witches

[maskreant]

if only he could be good at sneaking past evil turkeys.

i feel like i can't escape them. they're everywhere. sometimes they even crash my classes.