1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

ask Keito.

people have have been distracted due to the turkey swarm... i really don't know.

[pronounces]

it's...impressive. talk about taking advantage of a bad situation...
what a clever little thief!

i think you have a pair of my socks.

[maskreant]

he is pretty smart. it would be silly if he stole one single sock instead of both, but it makes it twice the headache, right? if only he could use his powers for good... like fetching me slippers.

all right. i'm going to have to clean them all in case anyone's allergic to cats, but you can pick up your things anytime after today.

[pronounces]

you should make sure he didn't accidentally eat any, just in case!
my sister had a dog that used to do that... it wasn't pretty.

oh, but, don't worry too much about mine--! to be honest, i'm just glad the cat attacked my sock drawer and not my rabbit cage.
do you need any help?

[maskreant]

luckily, Morrigan eats well and doesn't... eat random stuff. i've seen some cats that even eat carpet for some reason.

he's good with pets.

[ wait

he thought the dorms don't allow pets??

sweating... ]

i would like to say yeah, but i'm not sure how people would take two people handling their delicates let alone a stranger.

[ and Keito is adamant about his undies. ]

[pronounces]

thank goodness for that! U(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)U

[ points to eyes points to akira...keep that secret ]

fair enough!
good luck... and i hope your cat finds something more convenient to steal.
i'll try to keep an eye out for him for the next time!

[maskreant]

[ this is public you fool... ]

shouldn't you be hoping he doesn't steal anything at all?

he won't be out in about anytime soon, but please do. he'll probably behave after this, but socializing is good. he should meet more people.

[pronounces]

oh, wait...
do you need people to play with your cat? ♪
i'd be happy to volunteer!!

[maskreant]

if you want to play with him, you can.

sometimes he likes to ride in my bag and come with me to places.

[ UHM. ]

[pronounces]

[ that's

weird, but would nazuna do the same thing with tsuchin if he could? absolutely. ]

then you should bring him by the university dorms again sometime! ≡(*′▽`)っ
and hopefully this time, he'll escape without stealing anyone's underwear.

[maskreant]

[ ...... ]

is that allowed?

[pronounces]

[ ... ]

well... i won't tell if you won't tell. ♪

[maskreant]

i don't live in the forms, so there's less in it for me if you don't tell.

sweeten the deal.