1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[lecturehall]

How was he able to gather so many that

[wait. No. There's more than just his socks in there.]

oh no

[private from here on out]

if i tell you which underwear is mine will you swear to tell no one

PRIVATE

[maskreant]

[ HE ACTUALLY DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW WHICH PAIR BELONGS TO WHO, but now he's curious? Why is Keito so... worried? ]

i won't. your underwear is no one else's business except your own and those you give permission to see them.

permaprivate

[lecturehall]

I think permission has long since stopped being a factor.

[since. you know. your cat STOLE IT from sena's apartment/keito's dorm room. take your pick.]

the lace ones. they're pink

[he's so embarrassed and yes, he is referring to this very nsfw link]

[maskreant]

this one?

[ He's picking up another pair of pink panties that have lace. It also has a cute bow. In general, it's innocuous...

He doesn't even know the darkness in your heart, Keito. ]