1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

good question.

they're soft? i wish i could talk to him, but alas. maybe i'll look for a cat whisperer.

[roseblooms]

Soft and presumably more cat-sized than, say, a pair of pants.

Unfortunately, catmastery isn't a skill that Retrospec has given me back yet, so I'd be of little help to you there.

[Fawkes you can have ears and a tail on command you're half animal yourself you little shit]

[maskreant]

i don't think i would live if he stole a pair of pants. how am i supposed to explain it? am i even in the position to tell people to better lock up their windows and doors?

that reminds me, did you pick up anything from Retrospec? your sharp intuition and quick thinking seems godly enough to save my wallet, so i'm thinking you might become way too overpowered if you receive more things.

[ being able to call a pickpocket isn't a Power, Akira. ]

[roseblooms]

Flattery will get you everywhere. I've ended up with a few things courtesy of Retrospec, but they're...hard to explain, to say the least.

Though I suppose it could be worse. An acquaintance of mine ended up with an entire house, recently. Somehow.

[maskreant]

good. let me be on your good side, Mister Fawkes. i will weasel my way into your heart and favor. insert something charming and witty. i'm here to listen to all your convoluted and complicated explanations.

oh, i saw, but isn't that a good thing? i would kill for a house. free. no charge. if the Doctor didn't post it onto the network, she could have used it as an escape from reality. or a hideout.

i like hideout.

[roseblooms]

Wouldn't we all like a house free of charge. It'd get me out of student housing. I could do without the giant gaping hole in the floor, though.

Did you ever watch Gorgeous Fighter Mariner Moon? With the team of gorgeous fighters and their sometimes-ally Cummerbund Masquerade?

[maskreant]

you could kick burglars into it. perfect.

yeah, when i was a kid. [ ... ] magical girl transformation?

[roseblooms]

I would prefer the burglars not get into the house in the first place, though. Maybe I could suspend a net from it and make a makeshift ball pit...

Rose-throwing. I can do that, for example.

[maskreant]

a ball pit of death. that sounds fun though. it would be an interesting place to throw a party.

like a weapon...?

[roseblooms]

Naturally. It's only a party if death is involved.

And yes, like a weapon. Not dissimilar to a dart, really.

[maskreant]

that's pretty #aesthetic to some, but... i'm wondering how often do you have to supply yourself with roses unless you spawn them out of thin air.

at least you can give roses as a thoughtful gift in terms of sentimentality and usefulness.

[roseblooms]

...Not quite out of thin air. But seeds are considerably more portable than whole roses, as it turns out.

[maskreant]

when you come by the cafe, you should show me how you make these seeds turn into roses...

it might scare some cats and freak out some people, but magic tricks do exist.

[roseblooms]

I could see fit to do that. Do you happen to have a dartboard there, as well?

[maskreant]

[ THINKING.... ]

actually, we do.

my co-workers don't have the best marksmanship, so go ahead and destroy their confidence.

[roseblooms]

I'll try not to destroy their dartboard while I'm at it.

[maskreant]

good idea. i don't think you would want to be indebted to them. they're great people, but...

how do i say it?

they're bad influences.

[roseblooms]

...Bad influences in what way, exactly?

[maskreant]

more like they drag you to join in events and dress-up, pushing for certain themes and stuff.

... okay, that doesn't sound all too different from me. i'm a goner. remember me fondly.