1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[lalliho]

[Oh no, someone is actually speaking in a sane manner... Bizarre.]

especially when thy do stupid gross things like this probably

[maskreant]

gross is pretty subjective, but there are some habits that cats have that are rather unsightly

like hairballs.

just save me.

[lalliho]

it's dragging random underwear around that's pretty gross

I can't it's too late

[maskreant]

they're mostly clean underwear.

i think?

not that i want to even know.



well, remember me fondly, stranger. i chose this life and i was a happy man.

[lalliho]

then why did you accept death so easily

[maskreant]

i wasn't thinking death, but more like despair?

maybe spiraling down into insanity.

[lalliho]

that's worse

[maskreant]

at least i would be alive.

so, yeah. i think what i said still applies.

[lalliho]

how would you be happy if you chose despair stupid

[maskreant]

i was a happy man before falling into despair.

life is not always sunshine and rainbows, though i do like the rain. it's nice to hear the pitter patter and watch my cat get startled by thunder.

[lalliho]

are you okay

[maskreant]

i was sick, so my mind is kind of a haze.

still okay, though. why are you asking?

[lalliho]

you just seem not okay

[maskreant]

no, i'm okay as can be.

the whole underwear socks deal is a bit stressing, but it's nice being able to breathe through my nose and do something.

[lalliho]

aha

good?

but yes being sick is bad and so is stealing and most cats

[maskreant]

yeah. my cat was a good boy until he fell into degeneracy.

if you ever see him, you can shoo him home.

[lalliho]

yes because cats are so obedient

[maskreant]

some of the cats in the cafe i work at are pretty obedient.

they play along with my magic tricks, actually. you should check it out.

[lalliho]

shouldn't put cats where people eat that's gross

[maskreant]

it's really no different from eating with your own pet at home, though i would argue it's safer at the cafe. cat cafes are cleaner than most restaurants. that's what stricter regulations do for you.

[lalliho]

I don't have pets and I don't eat at restaurants so my way is safest

[it's...probably not... he eats delivered takeout, mostly.]

[maskreant]

is it? you never know when your house has mold or you shed into your food.

random fact: did you know your mattress becomes heavy because of all the dead skin you shed each night? that's why a it seems lighter when you first buy it.

[lalliho]

gross but interesting

I sleep on the couch and floor a lot though

[maskreant]

don't have a bed?

[lalliho]

I do