1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[skald]

I'm never doing something at the house, not after finishing Magic Pirates

Just maybe some of your roommates have stuff in the picture and you could have asked some of your roommates first so they could get their stuff back without sharing it with everyone

Maybe

[maskreant]

i didn't think he would go out of his way to steal from the same house since he hasn't done that before. why now and not the first day when we moved in? either way, that's my bad.

well, i hope none of your things are in these photos.

[ THIS IS A SIGN. He's telling her not to say anything. Just go get your stuff instead. ]

i actually thought Yusuke's misplaced his. it shouldn't have been in this photo, but i must have made a mistake.

[ socks or underwear who knows ]

[skald]

[Oho. Oho, Tuuri gets it! Very clever, very sneaky.]

Yes well I hope Yusuke gets his stuff back! And Yusuke should keep a closer eye on his laundry basket from now on since Morrigan decided to turn into a thief.

[Probably overselling it.]

Hey why is Morrigan named Morrigan? My cousin wants to know.

[her cousin is literally on record on this very post saying he doesn't care.]

[maskreant]

well, his stuff is TECHNICALLY in his room. it never left, but they have been rightfully returned. i'm sure Morrigan won't be doing that again. he seems to be sulking after i gave him a talk, i think. hopefully.

[ oh. ]

that's your cousin? he said he didn't care, but i went ahead and graciously informed him. did he have a bad experience with cats? or just not an animal person.

[skald]

Oh no, poor Morrigan! I should cheer him up.

[She legitimately means that, she's going to go find Morrigan and try to play with him for a bit.]

Yes, that's Lalli! Thank you for telling him directly. He likes most animals (he likes taking pictures of them), he just thinks cats are overrated I think.

[maskreant]

don't spoil him too much.

[ Or else he'll get cocky again? Akira doesn't even know... ]

oh. does it have to do with the overexposure of cats on the internet? if it's that, then i can see why. won't stop me from liking them, though.

is he a photographer?

[skald]

I won't, I promise!

[She's plotting out a shopping list of treats to buy for the cats, someone stop her.]

That actually might have something to do with it! He takes pictures as a hobby (they're really good!) but he spends most of his time on the internet.

[maskreant]

all right.

[ That moment when Katkat and Morrigan gain 10 pounds in the course of a week. He will know who to blame. ]

oh. maybe if he took pictures of cats, his posts would make it to the front page of Imgur. it makes me wonder... how do you personally feel about cats, Tuuri?

[skald]

The happiest day of my life was moving in with not one but two kitties.

[maskreant]

you should check Haru's place. she has five cats, i think. unlike the cat cafe, if you're friends with her, it'll be like going to one for free.

[ When people don't friend Haru for money, but for cats... Is that better? ]

[skald]

Five???? That's great!! That's so great!!! Who is Haru and what does she like besides cats???

[maskreant]

[ oh god ]

she looks fluffy like a sheep. sometimes you'll find her selling things at the farmer's market, too.