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1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

Akira Kurusu shared a photo.
11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it.

i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

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I'M TOO ANGRY TO BE EMBARRASSED

i mean fair point but also omg

just think of them as swimsuit bottoms instead

the damage is done
don't try to make this better

bill me for the brain bleach

you can't wear those underwear again

you can't tell her what to do.

she's a strong independent woman that needs no chocobo man.

ok but every time i see her i'm just going to wonder is she wearing the strawberry ones??? or the striped ones?? i don't WANT to but it's forever in my brain now

you know what this sounds like?

a personal problem.

i'm sure you'll forget over time.

i believe in you and the man you can become.

dude..........

what's up?

that was kinda inspirational

[ they're talking about underwear... ]

yeah. you can do it, Prompto!

also, how should i handle your underwear? since i'm going to wash everything just in case.

put them in a bag
i'll handle the cleaning myself

a plastic bag in a silver case?

understood.

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thank you

i have your back, senpai.

new best kohai

don't tell Yu

you wouldn't know even if I did

Edited 2017-11-13 02:09 (UTC)

..that's true

...but you're thinking about it

you're gonna need a lot of brain bleach

you're like a sister to me you can't just show me your panties or point them out and think i'll be mentally unscarred?

first of all, that's really sweet of you to say

second of all, they're pieces of cloth and I'm also staring at your underwear looking at this pic, you know

i have no idea if that thong is yours or not and I DON'T wanna know but i won't be able to rest well

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