1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

sure, though i wouldn't do it as a reward for what he's done. he has been a bad boy.

... i didn't even know they sold those. wow. it's kind of like having underwear with your own face on it?

[mercurio]

i don't like what yer implying listen chocobos are wonderful creatures

[maskreant]

no, i meant that your hairstyle kind of reminds me of them.

i like chocobos, too. it would be cool if we can keep them alongside horses.

[mercurio]

are you insinuating that we won't get to keep them? wtf??

[maskreant]

you have to prepare for the worst.

then you won't be disappointed.

[mercurio]

i'm already disappointed!!!

[maskreant]

then when they stay, you'll be elated?

stay pawsitive.

[mercurio]

i'm feeling these puns