1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

ever heard it takes a village to raise a child?

sometimes i feel like he doesn't respect me as much as he should, but that's cats for you.

[saburai]

I don't think cats and children are fully equivalent... not the least of which is because they believe they're the ones in charge.

[maskreant]

this cat is my child. you have to understand this is the life i lead now.

but, anyway, i have to cross my fingers that he won't do this again. i don't think i can just coop him up... he lived a good portion of his life outside.

[saburai]

Was he a rescue?

[maskreant]

he was a stubborn stray.

took me a month before he warmed up to me and let me take him home.

[saburai]

Then it makes sense why he would value access to the outdoors. A taste of the freedom he used to have.

[maskreant]

you're making it sound like my house is a prison.






if that's the case, i guess you're not wrong.

[saburai]

That wasn't what I meant... merely that he would indeed be accustomed to a different lifestyle. I apologize if it came across otherwise.

[maskreant]

it was a joke, don't worry about it.

yeah, he's used to wandering around Recolle, though i don't think stealing underwear is part of it. he may have stolen scraps, though.

[saburai]

I imagine people would be much more willing to feed him than to have their unmentionables stolen, certainly. Perhaps we should all leave a plate of cat food out as a peace offering... and distraction.