1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

i'm impressed?

but i also don't believe you. that's almost impossible.

[parodeity]

its just as possible as a human being not breaking things

[maskreant]

i want to say every single human has broken something in their life whether it's physical or metaphorical.

[parodeity]

then cats are better than people

[maskreant]

[ ................. damnit. ]

you're not wrong.

unfortunately, this won't save you from the Christmas carols.

[parodeity]

maybe we can ask ms loan shark to intervene on our behalf