1ST HEIST | even my cat is a criminal

[maskreant]

Akira Kurusu shared a photo. 11/12 near Apprassage

so... i was sick the past week and my cat snuck out several times without me knowing. he ended up bringing an assortment of socks and underwear from around the city. sorry. if you recognize anything that belongs to you, you can come get it. i promise he usually doesn't do this when he's out. again, sorry. i played a tune (loop stations are great) to heal the hearts of those who lost their undergarments last week. i hope it helps.

[ This is the attached tune for those that click on it!

Also, you can assume that the black and white cat slipped into your place somehow and snatched your undies/socks. The picture does not convey the kitty's heist. If you want it stolen, consider it there. All stolen items belong to all genders... Morrigan is impartial and just. Otherwise, some of these can probably be NPCs' items. ]

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[maskreant]

... Excuse me?

[ He playfully squints at Goro even though it's very much true that he would probably prefer to be handled like that.

It isn't the Point. ]

[twostringsonebow]

You heard me. I won't suffocate you when you're sulking about, I'll let you come back around just like Morrigan.

[Watch out, Akira. He's scooting closer with a glint in his eyes.]

But when you're in a better mood...

[He'll smother him!!! In tickles. Die.]

[maskreant]

[ Akira is too sluggish after a week of being sick to notice any ill will in these little scoots. He only blinks curiously, but also confused. About to open his mouth, it shuts instantly when he feels those fingertips dig into his sides.

STOP

HE KICKS HIM ]

[twostringsonebow]

[WHEEZE

OW

OH MY GOD]

You kicked me!

[like he absolutely didn't deserve it. sneaky fucker.]

[maskreant]

I... Well...! I was surprised, so I just...

[ .............. ]

You deserved it.

[ He knows better than to feel bad about it. ]

[twostringsonebow]

I'm keeping my love and affection to myself.

[He won't, in the end, he is far too weak to Akira to properly doghouse him, but he can say so.]

[maskreant]

[ !!!!! You think he cares!!! ]

That’s cruel.

[ He just wants to make sure Goro knows. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[ABSOLUTELY HE DOES.]

I know. [He'll stand up, brushing himself off.] Close your eyes for me? I promise I won't do anything unsightly.

[maskreant]

[ He's quiet, watching Goro carefully with his cloudy grey eyes FILLED WITH SUSPICION. ]

Why should I trust you right now?

[ YOU TRIED TO ATTACK HIM ]

[twostringsonebow]

Because it has to do with the thing I'm giving you, Akira.

[... So no reason to trust him, honestly, but his hand's slipping into his pocket anyway.]

Now close your eyes and hold out your hands. Cup formation, please.

[maskreant]

[ He's slamming X for doubt, but the little box shape item in Goro's pocket does interet him.

He closes his eyes and does so. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[Goro takes it out fully, opening the box and feeling his cheeks grow warm at the sight of the gift; it was embarrassing buying it, it's embarrassing seeing it now, and if he hadn't made such a fuss about it in this moment he'd probably back out of giving anything in the first place.

Whatever it is is small and virtually weightless, metallic to the touch. It's fairly easy to guess it's a necklace with some investigation, and if Akira opens his eyes he'll see it's got half a heart as its charm. The necklace has a certain old-fashioned feel to it.]

I, um. I have the other half.

[There's a lot he wants to say, like how he knows guys don't really wear stuff like this, that it's sort of a stupid gift that he's not even sure Akira would like, it'd be fine if Akira didn't wear it because it's not like it's sentimental or anything

but he doesn't, playing with the chain of his own necklace.]

[maskreant]

[ He can feel the cold metal in his hands, but he doesn't go as far as to appraise it with his own fingertips just yet. He waits for it to be completely deposited before he cracks one eye open, now hovering over it with bright curiosity and elation. His first thought is, yes, it isn't common for men to buy something of this sort... For other men, but he doesn't care. ]

I like it.

[ Holding it out in front of him, he lets the charm dangle within eye level, turning it around to get a better view. When he's done, he holds it out to Goro. ]

Help me put it on?

[twostringsonebow]

You do? [-- it is rude to be genuinely surprised, um.] Ah, I mean, sure. I will.

[He'll crouch down again, setting his own aside to take Akira's. It's easy to put on, and Goro smooths it out gently. Still sort of abuzz with a nervous sort of energy mingling with his happiness.]

It wasn't my first choice, but it was the one I kept returning to, if that makes sense? And, um, you can wear it under your clothes if you'd prefer. Since it's a little girly. Though I suppose that doesn't really matter to you.

[maskreant]

[ The arch of an eyebrow should easily show he's confused as to why Goro would doubt it. Who wouldn't like a gift from their significant other picked out so carefully like this? When it's finally on, he feels the charm again before tucking it under his shirt. ]

Unless you don't mind me being honest when people ask about it, then I'll wear it however I feel on that day.

[ Yes, Goro knows him well. It doesn't matter to him. ]

Is there anything you want specifically? You can't say socks this time.

[twostringsonebow]

My quest for socks will cease when I'm lowered into the grave, Aki-chan. But other than that...

[... Hmm. Anything he wants specifically. Goro tucks some hair behind his ear, settling back on his heels as he fumbles in putting on his own necklace.]

No, I can't think of anything. And I don't want you to give me something just because I gave you something. That'll be an expensive cycle in the future. Your time is enough, truly.

[maskreant]

You can have the unclaimed socks from Morrigan's stash.

[ Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday...! But watching Goro fuss with the necklace calls Akira to his aid. He's nimble to take the clasps and click it on. There you go. ]

... I didn't think money was an issue? Unless you're into expensive stuff.

[ When it comes to gifts, Akira isn't one to try to compete. It just seems weird to him. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[Oh, thank you.]

Don't I seem the type? [Maybe.] But I'm not, no, I... just can never think of what someone may want, or what I want, since it usually never mattered that much.

[... There is something vaguely off about that wording.]

I enjoy relatively simple things. Handmade is my favorite, which is why I like food so much, but I like little trinkets in general too.

[maskreant]

Do you seem like a gold digger...? Good question, but luckily you answered that yourself.

[ Deep in Goro's mind, too. Akira isn't going to judge whether it's a yes or a not since it doesn't matter—unlike Goro's wishes. Those definitely matter, at least to him?

But Akira ponders over the given information. It'll be a lot more fun if he chooses the gift and learns what his boyfriend likes over time. It can be like a game— ]

Sometimes I wonder where all that fat goes when you eat, but they go to your cheeks.

[ Let him support Goro's head so that he can just pretend to chew on one cheek! Nomnomnomnom. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[Oh My God, he's pushing Akira lightly.]

Stop that, it goes straight down and I work very hard to trim it. Especially now.

[maskreant]

[ Nope!! He isn’t stopping. Even when he’s shoved a bit, he closes the distance to nibble on Goro’s cheek again like a little hamster. This is definitely weird, but it makes sense in context.

If Goro wants Akira to never do this again, he’ll need to end his flirtatious endeavors to get free food and seconds. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[What a terror!!! This time, Goro's putting his hands at Akira's sides, like a threat.

Don't think he won't. He is not afraid of being kicked.]

[maskreant]

[ NOPE. Nope. NO. Akira stops nibbling onto Goro’s cheeks and backs off. Of course he doesn’t want to show that this is actually scaring him off, so he stays there except with his arms wrapped around Goro’s neck. Don’t do the thing. ]

Thanks for the meal.

[ No, Akira is very deserving of punishment. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[Mrrrr. He backed off, at least, so Goro won't tickle him... but Akira is getting his full weight put on him, down bitch.]

I'm getting serious about my diet from now on.

[maskreant]

[ what the fuck are you trying to do? Akira feels the weight like he's being forced to kneel, but he doesn't budge. Instead, he gives Goro a suspicious look. ]

If your agency hasn't said anything about it, then you should eat whatever you want.