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[fabrefactions]

Does anyone have any tips for consuming a burger roughly the size of a hubcap in 28.35 minutes? I felt I was hungry enough to attempt this task, but it seems I may have overestimated my own abilities...

[ There's a picture of a rather sizeable burger alongside a smaller, regular one for comparisons sake. Anyone who has visited Big Bang Burger in Tisse may recognise the (completely obviously and definitely present in that picture) outer space themed decor of the place.

It seems Yusuke has somehow found himself taking on the eating challenge offered at the chain.]

It is quite pleasant, I must admit. But I feel that even for a challenge, and even armed with an empty stomach this would be quite the arduous task for one person to achieve without drastic preparation ahead of ti--

-- oh, my apologies. The previous information is incorrect. I have just been informed I have 25.10 minutes left to complete this task.

[ somEONE help him.]

Comments

[windowdressing]

Why are you even doing this?

[fabrefactions]

My stomach spoke to me, and demanded food.

[windowdressing]

Yeah, I know how hunger works.

I mean why are you attempting this challenge? Just eat what you want and take the rest home for later.

What do you even win if you pull it off? A free burger?

[fabrefactions]

[ alright sassypants. ]

Because I am here, so I might as well. If I do not finish it, I will take the rest home yes, but surely fast food is best fresh and not reheated later on?

[ it's not like a stew... ]

A title, and a badge, I think? And the chance to take on more difficult eating challenges.

[windowdressing]

You're going to reach a point of diminishing returns where eating it stops being enjoyable. I think mediocre reheated food when you're hungry is preferable to slightly better food when you're already feeling sick from eating too much.

Besides, that way you get two meals for the price of one. Which is already more valuable than a useless title and a badge.

[ look he may have a ridiculous extravagant car he can't afford but he is reasonable about food ]

[fabrefactions]

I may have overestimated the amount I can reasonably eat, but that doesn't mean I won't be taking a shot at eating as much as possible while it is at its best.

This is, technically, my first meal of the day. So perhaps I will benefit from it.

[windowdressing]

Well, if these are the choices you want to make, clearly I can't stop you.

[ (implied) ]

[fabrefactions]

You are correct, you cannot.

[ implied also]