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[recollecters]

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Comments

[complementing]

omfg I thought I'd never stop those notifs. I doubt they'll take my suggestion of adding a delete app option to the settings to heart but a girl can hope

also wow so many new people (꒪꒫꒪;;) I'm sure you guys don't need another person to tell you about how you can't delete this app and all that stuff so let me ask this question instead: when did we go from beta testers to patrons???? I find that language switch kind of unnerving...

[curseoclock]

huh, so it switched terminology? it used to be be beta testers?

cause lol i think they better go back to that because this looks... well, actually, it looks even worse than a beta!

[complementing]

honestly I don't even think beta testers would be a good term to use. Yeah we're using this app to talk about how weird it is and stuff but until we had to make a suggestion to log in today there wasn't any way to actually send bug reports before

[curseoclock]

so not so much beta TESTERS as just being forced to use an app that clearly needs to be developed more.

so like. beta hostages.

[complementing]

ε- (￣､￣) yup that's pretty much it

at least last month we could actually read they'd posted though so you could say that they were better before than they are now

though I think the bar they're setting is very low to begin with

[curseoclock]

so what you're telling me right now is that they took their low, low bar

and then they lowered it even further

there's something almost impressive about that. an inspiring level of suck! way to go, retrospec!

[vendettastool]

Since it's been out for a month, I suppose it decided to up the scary

[complementing]

hate to see what'll happen in October

if I decide to keep the phone for that long

[vendettastool]

It better not do any jump/screams; I'm too fragile for those.

It's not your phone, trust me.

[complementing]

somehow I don't imagine you to be the fragile type but jumpscares from a phone would admittedly be pretty bad...tiny screen, no escape (((( ;°Д°))))

it's not? Did people find something out about the app that I missed?

[splasher]

oh hey minako
shouldn't you be informed about becoming a patron to anything before you are considered one?
this app's weird

[complementing]

Right? That's exactly it

And hi Makoto-kun. I'm sorry you got dragged into this too (◞‸◟；)

[splasher]

it's not your fault, so don't sweat it
i guess we're all in this together now huh?

[complementing]

now the song is going to get stuck in my head...

yup! One more friend to bond with over this dumb app. I'm pretty sure I'm at least up to twenty by now

[splasher]

wow! a big number, congratulations
is your brother also here?

[sparsity]

so we're considered new huh
how legit of a beta was it
because everything seems really messy right now

[complementing]

Yup, a new wave of unwilling users...（￣□￣；）

not legit at all. This whole app is rife with legal issues, to say nothing of the crappy programming. At least last month we could read the whole message they posted though?

not that that makes anything better

[sparsity]

i thought it was pretty interesting at first so i didn't even try deleting it
but now it's getting weird
has anyone figured out what's up with that building in tisse?

[complementing]

I'm pretty sure some people have tried to get in and the building was empty when they looked inside it??? But I haven't really kept up with what they've reported back otherwise hehe too busy with rl

sorry for not being more helpful in that regard

[sparsity]

it's ok it's not your fault
an empty building doesn't make sense either way
but then again neither does this app

[darkinferno]

your first problem here is thinking they give a shit about what we think

your second is not being unnerved by this app installing itself on its own and then calling us all beta testers. it's the change over to PATRONS that unnerves you?

[complementing]

yeah okay I'll give you number one

but number two

don't get me wrong I'm still plenty unnerved about how it got on our phones but we've already established that it's super suspicious and shady, and that we don't know how it happened

but I'd rather leave the technical side to other smarter people, and focus on tracking what I do understand

[darkinferno]

valid point

so if the only part of this that you understand is the word change, what part of what you DON'T understand is the most unsettling?

[complementing]

if I had to pin down one thing? How all these extra weird things have been happening along with having this app

last month it wasn't just that horses became birds, there were those weird beads too. To say nothing about how some people in the city just can't seem to see or believe that Retrospec is a thing

[darkinferno]

that's right. i think the beads are back to normal now, mine haven't changed color in a few weeks

which is even weirder. it feels like they were just given out to mess with us