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Comments

[belligerentwarrior]

well, can't be setting up for horror. we're too genre-aware for that.

my bet's on reality. congratulations, random contestant.

[alienates]

There has been an increase of horror films where the characters in it are more aware of the tropes and yet, despite that, still get caught in them because of reasons outside of those factors.

Holy fuck. What about a horror-based reality show?

[belligerentwarrior]

so it's a shitty prank series?

or toddlers in tiaras. hard to get more horrifying than that.

[alienates]

I am pretty sure that show has a higher budget than Retrospec does.
So maybe not.
Unless you're wearing a tiara right now.

[belligerentwarrior]

a thought so scary i almost had to check.

kinda implies retrospec has a budget at all, though.

[alienates]

Of course it does.
It spends all of it on sending us as many notifications as it possibly can.

[belligerentwarrior]

guess you're right. that and interior designers for an empty building.

[alienates]

We should at least applaud them for their dedication of making an empty waiting room still look like the most uninviting place to ever step foot in.
That takes a very skilled craftsmen to be able to capture that effect.

[belligerentwarrior]

you go there personally? i've only heard this secondhand. something about fake doors and elevators, too.

[alienates]

My job is just down the street from it so I checked the building out as soon as it opened.
It's suspicious as chocobo shit.

[belligerentwarrior]

chocobo shit. really. figures that the phrase seems off all of a sudden.

you ever see anyone go in or out?

[alienates]

Unless you count Retrospec users going in to check the place out, no.
It kind of feels more like a fake movie set that's designed to look like an actual office than an actual office.