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retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm
recollecters) wrote in retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm
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I take it that it isn't contacts?
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Nyante Cattailen it's not affecting anything else, my eyesight seems to be the same as it was before
Nyante Cattailen but that doesn't mean i like it
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You didn't try any funny pills or anything did you?
Not that I think you're a druggie or anything, but...
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Nyante Cattailen (that was a joke, by the way)
Nyante Cattailen nah i don't mess around with shot like that
Nyante Cattailen * s h u t
Nyante Cattailen one of these times it's going to work
Nyante Cattailen anyways
Nyante Cattailen i didn't do anything out of the ordinary last night
Nyante Cattailen went out driving with some people i know and that's about it
Nyante Cattailen this morning woke up and the retrospec fairy had apparently made a visit
Nyante Cattailen i want my name taken off her list asap
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*F U C K even.
This is ducking annoying.
Seriously though, Amen to that.
I want off that list.
Feels less like a fairy though. More like a demon.
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Nyante Cattailen i'd make a joke about apparently being on their shotlist but considering people like anya got stuff like this last month it's probably not that
Nyante Cattailen ...i'm also hoping this filter isn't being ominous on purpose
Nyante Cattailen they'd BETTER not have a shot list
Nyante Cattailen gives whole new meaning to that "start from fresh" stuff from last month
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Hopefully nothing crazy happens beyond that.
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Nyante Cattailen i'm pretty sure i've seen some stuff this past month that goes way beyond freaky eyes on the crazy scale
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1. mentally deranged, especially as manifested in a wild or aggressive way.
"Stella went crazy and assaulted a visitor"
synonyms: mad, insane, out of one's mind, deranged, demented, not in one's right mind, crazed, lunatic, non compos mentis, unhinged, mad as a hatter, mad as a March hare; More
antonyms: sane
I don't disagree, but sudden changes like that are crazy.
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...he would've done the same thing though, so, point to Pen.]
Nyante Cattailen thanks for that webster
Nyante Cattailen i'm not arguing that the eyes are crazy just saying that much as it passes me off it's still not the weirdest thing that's happened so far so hoping nothing happens beyond that is kind of a moot point
Nyante Cattailen *passes
Nyante Cattailen ...
Nyante Cattailen you know what i meant
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Just another mystery. Hopefully we'll have a breakthrough soon.
I've already started keeping a mystery board in my place. This is totally going on there.
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Nyante Cattailen but for real, have you talked to luke yet
Nyante Cattailen guy runs cabin 11 over in tisse
Nyante Cattailen he and his sister have been running a conspiracy board trying to figure all this out too
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Love that bar.
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Nyante Cattailen even if the owner is a smartas
Nyante Cattailen last letter intentionally dropped for clarity's sake
[Not that it's obvious over text, but it's meant as a joke. Luke did name a drink called the Absolute Shitlord after him, after all. You can't hate a guy with a sense of humor like that!]
Nyante Cattailen honestly we just need everybody to pool their information
Nyante Cattailen there are so many people with pieces of the puzzle but nowhere to put it all together