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Comments

[mincingminuet]

Crazy.

1. mentally deranged, especially as manifested in a wild or aggressive way.

"Stella went crazy and assaulted a visitor"

synonyms: mad, insane, out of one's mind, deranged, demented, not in one's right mind, crazed, lunatic, non compos mentis, unhinged, mad as a hatter, mad as a March hare; More
antonyms: sane

I don't disagree, but sudden changes like that are crazy.

[darkinferno]

[ROLLS EYES.

...he would've done the same thing though, so, point to Pen.]

Nyante Cattailen thanks for that webster
Nyante Cattailen i'm not arguing that the eyes are crazy just saying that much as it passes me off it's still not the weirdest thing that's happened so far so hoping nothing happens beyond that is kind of a moot point
Nyante Cattailen *passes
Nyante Cattailen ...
Nyante Cattailen you know what i meant

[mincingminuet]

I do.

Just another mystery. Hopefully we'll have a breakthrough soon.

I've already started keeping a mystery board in my place. This is totally going on there.

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen is it covered with yarn tied to push-pins connecting different trails you're sleuthing out
Nyante Cattailen but for real, have you talked to luke yet
Nyante Cattailen guy runs cabin 11 over in tisse
Nyante Cattailen he and his sister have been running a conspiracy board trying to figure all this out too

[mincingminuet]

Not yet, but I'm gonna.

Love that bar.

[darkinferno]

Nyante Cattailen it's a pretty decent place to go
Nyante Cattailen even if the owner is a smartas
Nyante Cattailen last letter intentionally dropped for clarity's sake

[Not that it's obvious over text, but it's meant as a joke. Luke did name a drink called the Absolute Shitlord after him, after all. You can't hate a guy with a sense of humor like that!]

Nyante Cattailen honestly we just need everybody to pool their information
Nyante Cattailen there are so many people with pieces of the puzzle but nowhere to put it all together