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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

Comments

[scythegun]

Is it at least better looking than what you painted on the side of my store?

[trappingheart]

you mean the portrait of you? that's not hard to top

[scythegun]

My, how cruel! I'll be sure to visit you after you've been arrested~! ★

[trappingheart]

you set yourself up for it, curio guy

visiting hours are 8:45-10:45 on weekends please bring chocolate

[scythegun]

You're taking this well, aren't you? Don't tell me you've done time before!

[trappingheart]

thankfully vandalism is a misdemeanor unless it costs more than 400 dollars to clean it off~ ❤

[scythegun]

It sounds like you're very familiar with being caught! How often do you do this, exactly?

[trappingheart]

when you do it as much as i do it'd be a miracle if i didn't get caught every now and again but yknow what

i do it for the attention and its attention of a sort so i guess i can't complain

[scythegun]

Well, you're certainly getting all the attention you crave now!

[trappingheart]

they say negative publicity is good publicity but honestly this is a bit more of a response than i was anticipating

it's a bit nerve-wracking tbh

[scythegun]

They say that for a reason, you know! The first time is always the worst, but after that it gets easier!

At least, that's what I'd assume~!

[trappingheart]

you're probably right

maybe its just because i've been used to working under an alias

[scythegun]

Aren't you bothered that this is showing your real name, then?

[trappingheart]

that's why i was so surprised at first >:T
i didn't put in a name or anything like that after all so i wasn't expecting my full name to be attached

[scythegun]

It's a bit rude, isn't it? I wasn't expecting my name to show up on here either! I certainly wouldn't have put THIS one in.

["Gunther Schwarz" is just nowhere near as cool as Jaeger.]