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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

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[mincingminuet]

He's always an asshole. Feel free to tell him he's a cockmongler though. He won't listen, but it may make you feel better.

[seeker]

ha. i'll save that for the second time he pulls something like this. it'll be more impactful, you know?

[mincingminuet]

Trufax.

Has someone explained to you the whole Retrospec...thing...yet?

[seeker]

i've gotten some of it. secret app, forced secret society. things that were normal aren't. so far i've gotten that horses exist and that fruit shouldn't talk, which is apparently not common knowledge.

this guy shows up once in a while to mock everyone and be unhelpful. once he gave out gifts,
but no one knows what the actual point of them is. leaves more questions than answers. that about right?

[mincingminuet]

Basically yes to all that.

Also, this app will constantly install itself even if you delete it. It can circumvent the need for internet, and it's not tied to any satellite, program, network, or anything else I've ever seen. It's basically if Satan made an app to annoy you.

That said, I'm Pen and welcome to Jackass the network. It's pretty much just any other social media site, only occasionally this stuff happens. Also it seems to inoculate you against whatever's changing the world around us.

[seeker]

moved to overflow