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Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting!

You guys might like this wikihow. Later!

Jim Halloway
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At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

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So like real talk guys

The bird thing was cool and while the fruit thing is terrible and I hate them its mostly harmless? The secret thing (which I assume was these guys???) was kind of freaky but mostly whatever

This picture taking thing is like

Legit terrifying and Im losing my mind????

The secret thing was a little more than freaky,
I got chased through the city by a pack of reporters! I could have run into a speeding car and died or something.

Yeah but then your parents could sue and get boatloads of dough

Everyone's talking about suing, today...

But with my luck it'd just be brushed off as something that suddenly seemed normal to people. Me, underneath a car. Go about your business, nothing to see here.

That's dark

What if there's dead bodies everyone we can't see yet

The bad thing is that wouldn't surprise me at this point.

I mean.

It'd freak me out.

But SURPRISE me?

No.

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What, they used to send you pictures of fruit?

Uh

Kinda?

It was a whole video set to the tune of Don't Stop Me Now, which is technically a whole lot of images in a row

What a terrible use for Don't Stop Me Now. I can't believe they built this whole app to get more views on their AnnoyingOrange rip off channel and they only invited 200 people

Gotta get them subscribers

Honestly if they have any subscribers form this it would only because none of us can figure out how to U.N.S.U.B.S.C.R.I.B.E

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beastenderblood - 2017-05-04 03:56 (UTC) - Expand

what bird thing

Let's test this

You know how horses exist

I am aware that horses exist, yes.

Well now they don't

Tada!

[uh]

What does that have to do with birds

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1. What is the fruit thing exactly 2. Does it apply to all fruit products 3. Am I going to be traumatized by pizza sauce now

[Tomatoes are a vegetable, Shuji.]

Oh boy lists, my fav

1. Take a look in the kitchen bucko, welcome to a world of horror

2. A couple are safe?? Hell if I can remember which ones

3. If so, they're already dead so might as well make their sacrifice worthwhile

I can also do paragraph form? Assume that I am a poorly-fed college student who does not keep fruit on hand. Also eating fruit corpses sounds gross? Less gross than eating people corpses and I guess meat is already corpses, but still.

Well assuming that, fruits smile and laugh while you slice and dice em now

Its not traumatizing at all

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beastenderblood - 2017-05-03 03:54 (UTC) - Expand

What did they do with fruits that was so terrible?

They laughed at me

[wut.]

They laughed at you? Can fruit even do that?

[Are fruits capable of humour? Of bullying?!]

Edited 2017-05-03 00:39 (UTC)

[Gasp, over the wall, an overflow response on the horizon]

You okay other than the pictures? Nobody's actually approached you?

keep your eyes peeled and shout real loud if you see anyone. be safe little fighty friend