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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

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[parodeity]

youre welcome el im always here to help
or hinder
either or tbh
but come on it has to mean SOMETHING this is the dude who made us that fruit video
which
all these new people were not subjected to i guess
new people dont scroll back save yourselves
throw babies and old ladies off the ship into the water
steal the liferafts
run

god maybe
or their employment reqs are crazy

[notyourutopian]

As long as you're making an impression.

Yeah I don't know.
I mean.
Did the fruit video mean anything?
Or was it just terrible?

'You must be this creepy to work here.'

[parodeity]

okay i mean
that could have been the meaning?

but the map thing doesnt seem to connect to anything else he said so why did he give it to us
to make us talk about it?
for a reason?
these are the real questions of our times
which i will forget about by tomorrow maybe

[notyourutopian]

I'll be honest, when I sat down to look at it, I got that picture of me.
Christ.
I got so bloody angry.

Let me go look at it again.

So.
It's just a guide to read a map right?
Hm.
Assuming they aren't actually changing the world to be flat.
And it does mean something...

You think they're going to change something geographically?

[parodeity]

i am decidedly trying not to think about the stalker pics
at all
they make me uncomfortable

hm
that could be?
maybe we should lay our hands on some city maps just in case

[notyourutopian]

Uncomfortable doesn't even begin to describe how I feel.
I just keep




anyway

yeah
I have a bunch of old maps from when my parents took us on road trips.
Somewhere.
They're pretty old but maybe that's a good thing

[parodeity]

we can talk about the pre anyway later if you ever want but moving on

maybe you should invest in some copies
specifically to send to me

[notyourutopian]

Yeah maybe.

They're the old fold out ones.
That are like three feet across.

Maybe I can take pictures of them.

[parodeity]

send them to me?

also speaking of pictures
do you think we can set up a camera trap to take a picture of the thing taking pictures

[notyourutopian]

Yeah I will.

Hm.
Maybe?
We could buy some of those crappy spy cameras they sell in walmart.
Set them up all over.

I mean, even if the resolution is shit at least we'd get an idea?

[parodeity]

even if the idea is "wow magical picture taking sure why not"
i feel im getting too used to insanity

[notyourutopian]

We all are.
I mean, if anyone saw what we were seeing they'd think we were completely mad anyway.

I just want to feel like I'm doing something.
Anything.
Cameras will do.

[parodeity]

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