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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Anyway, now that the copypaste part is out of the way! Jim here, requesting you guys make your secret meetings a little more exciting. It's not like you're not trying with the whole "let's meet off the network!" dealio, but I have some serious concerns. For one thing, no secret handshakes or phrases? Not even dramatic meeting locations? The trying rating is about half a star if that. And I'm almost bored to tears with the whole back and forth about what's going on. Not bored enough to give you a cheat sheet, but still. I can't get myself taken off surveillance duty, so at least try to make it a little more exciting! You guys might like this wikihow. Later! Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Characters who have been in game for more than one month will find they can change their profile pictures; newcomers are locked into their first choice. At various points throughout the day users will be sent images of themselves from behind, regardless of where they are. There doesn't seem to be any way to catch whoever might be taking and sending these, however, especially since being alone in a room doesn't seem to be a deterrent.

Comments

[frisyr]

Sooo... I'm guessing by that last thing you said that updates are usually like this from Jim?

[parodeity]

i mean
he only made one previous update tbh
but it included this
link cw: stupidity

[frisyr]

Did Janet dump him

Please tell me Janet dumped him

[parodeity]

tbh im not clear on if they were actually even dating??
we only hear from these people like once a month
and they seem slightly unhinged
or ridiculous
either or

he doesnt *sound* like a dumped guy though
i dont think?

[frisyr]

I can't believe Janet would still be with this creep, he's definitely taking pictures of everyone.

Wait, so more people are on the beta now than before? This doesn't seem like a good way to promote their app...

[parodeity]

yes there are more people
like
3 months ago a bunch of us got strongarmed into this right
then like 2 months ago even MORE people got strongarmed in
then last month nothing?
then this month more people
im not sure theres even a pattern here though it usually seems to happen on the first

[frisyr]

Three months and they haven't released to the public and won't let people uninstall the beta?

Is there anything people know about Jim? Or where the company is located?

[parodeity]

hahaha yeah the only way to uninstall it
is to hand your shit to someone who doesnt have the app
and it disappears
until you get handed it back

well theres a building in tisse?
but no ones ever there
people keep breaking in and coming up empty so like
shrugs
they do send us shit sometimes though

[frisyr]

Well Jim can't stay in there forever right?

We can just post shifts outside the doors until he comes out... He seems to not mind stalking the rest of us.

[parodeity]

ill be honest im not even sure theyre in there
but i mean
its worth a shot what else do we have to do tbh

[frisyr]

I mean at this point they're going to kidnap us anyway so we might as well have the first foot forward.

[ He means have the upper hand ]

[parodeity]

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