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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-01-31 11:59 pm
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parodeity: electricgale @ tumblr (RAMBLE 🎧 no but aj)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-01 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
finally a theory i can get behind
definitely aliens
the q is: WHICH GALAXY
what kind
giant insects???
why are most aliens in movies insects actually
whats up with that
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[personal profile] gemgineer 2017-02-01 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
i have been thinking about this myself!
here's what i've theorized so far:
galaxy: milky way (they're close!)
kind: sponge-like with tentacles
diet: carbon-based lifeforms (humans!!!)

i've never understood the fascination with insect-like aliens myself.
that doesn't make them scary! we squish tiny aliens every day if they were like that!
parodeity: hanna-cepeda @ DA (EXPLAIN 🎧 no here's the thing)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-01 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
are the tentacles mouths or ears or other organs in addition to being able to like hold things
important q
also do you think theyd be into human soda
carbonated carbon-based lifeforms
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[personal profile] gemgineer 2017-02-02 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
oh yeah definitely! even their eyes are probably at the end of long, nasty tentacles!
but i don't think they'd like soda
my research has shown that aliens hate deliciously sweet things
so if you don't want to get eaten by one when they come just drink a lot of soda!
parodeity: maladroitapathy @ tumblr (YO 🎧 moby dick)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-02 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
is that why you drink a bunch of soda
or is this like a conclusion you came to after you started that habit
just out of curiosity as to which is the chicken and which is the egg in this scenario
gemgineer: (119)

[personal profile] gemgineer 2017-02-02 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
it might be one of the reasons yes
really it's a win win because it's delicious and it will probably keep aliens from eating me if they can smell it in my bloodstream
but yes the soda came first and i have no regrets
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-02 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)