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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

Comments

[heiroglyphs]

Hello Retrospec users and employees. Thank you for allowing me the opportunity to test your new system. Though I receive many offers of exclusive promotions, I'm happy to have made time out of my busy schedule to try this out. There are plenty of features I'm looking forward to giving a try!

For those of you patient enough to be reading this, I will most certainly be logging more of my daily thoughts here, and invite you all to stay tuned.

Thank you again,
Vera C. Weisz
Heiress, Weisz Manufacturing Global

[parodeity]

new phone who dis
ok that meme is way overused but
hey
cool
this does shit now
still not sure i approve of it being downloaded to everything i fucking own but
at least its not dead weight anymore
but excuse you weird app i need no less than 50 social media networks at once
or at least ten come on
what kind of person only uses one????
i dare you to rip me away from my torrid love affair with twitter retrospec
and instagram
and like yeah you have your work cut out for you here wow me
man can i even @ anyone
@rosestrider @dirkstrider @roxystrider @jadewolf @theuniverse
if i cant @ people whats even the point
youre letting me down already new app
unless that worked
hm ok i guess a pro is i can talk for more than a limited number of characters
is there a character limit so far i havent found one
man add some shitty clipart and youve got me sold
dont tell twitter

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki shared a photo. 2/1 near Viea Village

I know you're probably all looking forward to Founder's Day or whatever. This isn't about that. I was walking home from school last night when I caught this on my camera. And before you say it's a tree branch or a weird shadow or something, IT'S NOT. It was moving, and it was FAST. This morning I heard that one of the neighbors' cats went missing. COINCIDENCE???

[voideity]

@retrospecmotherfucker u dont just add yourself to someone's phone
delete urself
0 stars i am highly offended
ok maybe 1 star bc im social media trash

@everyone else
a/s/l
thats a joke but do what you wanna
tell me about your cats retrospecers

#excuseu #waitdohashtagswork #howtheFUCKdoilivewithouthashtags

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[true_noir]

Oh, is this what this is for? I was wondering why it started installing itself the other day, but now I know. So, I guess that this is a chance for us to meet new people here in town?

Hi, I'm Chloe. It's nice to meet you all, if I haven't already. Are any of you making plans for Founder's Day?

[In reality, she was seriously weirded out by the app having installed onto her phone. But, she wasn't sure about trying to talk to the people who'd put it there. After all, it didn't seem to want to uninstall. Well, she might as well meet some new people.]

[concern]

Dear Retrospec™ Employees, Representative, Attorneys and Related Parties,

While I am flattered at this invitation to use your specialty service, I do not know how to use social media appropriately. I am not sure if data collected from my participation will be of any benefit to you.

In that vein, please keep in mind that installing applications onto someone's phone without consent or notice is rather suspicious and a cause for alarm. I find this to be a questionable business practice, especially as I can't find a way to delete this app from my phone.

Please reply with an instruction manual for 1) social media best practices and 2) a removal guide. I prefer 2) to 1).

Sincerely,
Pearl Boneire

[voideity]

omg you cant @ ppl??
wtf is the POINT
i dont see a friendslist either
did these people not go to social media school
bc yall i HAVE and all social medias have @s and #s
also live video but tbqh i can live w/o that lmao
instagram stories are still the dumbest thing i stg

[rhapsodeity]

well this is not creepy at all and definitely also not a thing taking up space on my phone that i could use :/
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeriously this has gone from annoying to flat out disturbing :(
why does it know my name????
what else does this have access to??? i dont like this app much at all

i also have tried every trick in the book to get rid of this short of giving my phone to people more able with techy stuff than i am because i do not want to bother them but now i am thinking i should just message them.......
ugh! this is so dumb
just delete yourself you stupid app!!!!!
i do not want you

COMPLAIN COMPLAIN COMPLAIN if i complain enough maybe the people running this shenanigan will see and remove me from their servers or whatever the heck!

[hjack69]

this isnt gonna b like chatroulette right bc i dont need dudes jerkin off on my phone
u fuckers interrupted my candy crush

FACEBOOK

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura shared a photo. 2/1 near Recolle

these r still funny right??

[katsudonfatale]

Has anyone found a way to uninstall this app?

[true_noir]

What on earth is that? I've never seen anything like that before in my life. Are you sure that's not just some weird shadow?

[longwei2go]

okay who do i have to bribe to change my name on here

what slick microtransaction can i gamble my credit score safety on

if i cant delete the whole thing might as well let me pick a fucking name I WANT

[ at least the profile picture she's stuck with could be worse; what with her sticking her pierced tongue out and all. classy, Yin.

but having "Jinjing Sawyl Longwei" by every post is just a downer. ]

[heroforall]

Oh wow, this is really unexpected! I mean, I've been wondering what this app was since it showed up on my phone. But I've never been asked to test anything out before.

But I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Izuku Midoriya. It's nice to meet everyone. I hope we can all get along.

...Does anyone on here like superheroes?

[catsudon]

forward me a copy if you get one please

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura looks like gumby tbh

[true_noir]

No, not yet. I tried to stop it from downloading, but that didn't work, and it won't uninstall. I keep wondering if it's a virus or not. It's very strange.

[clear_eyes]

Are you sure the branch wasn't just blowing in the wind? Or that the shadow moving the way it did corresponded to someone out of view?

[browbeater]

nope

it's like the stocks app...

[momentaryspring]

Something that might have discovered a taste for dilute tabbies

I'd keep my pets indoors for the next few days if I were you

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki I don't know what that is.

[true_noir]

I don't actually own a pet, so I'm safe there, but that makes me nervous. What if it's dangerous? It doesn't look like anything I've ever seen before in my life after all.

[daemonized]

I take it no one is bothered by the fact that there was a distinct lack of ToS; you know, that bit full of legal jargon that no one reads and immediately clicks "I accept" so they can move on to using their apps/games/emails/etc.?

No? Well. Can't possibly be suspicious at all; I see I'm not the first diving headlong into questionable, self-installing apps.

[okitactless]

I like dogs

[Starting wars already...]

[borntoolate]

No way!
That is totally a tree or something.