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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

Comments

[parodeity]

shit yes this is the ULTIMATE social media test
take it and tell us the results asap

[vendettastool]

I'm trying but so far it hasn't connected to any pizza place, not even the local college one.

I'm so many shade of disappointment you can't believe at how disappointed I am. I WANT PIZZA but this isn't connecting. At all.

[parodeity]

welp
there we go
we disproved this being the bomb dot comm of social media apps
now its our duty to tell the world

[vendettastool]

I had hopes so many hopes
Now they are dashed into pieces and I must order pizza the old-fashioned way: using the pizza app.

[parodeity]

when will a social media network truly understand the needs of the people?
that day may be far too away to fathom
what kinda pizza toppings are you getting

[vendettastool]

Social media networks will only prove useful if they can be used for pizza and beer orders. Only then will one become perfect.
I'm in the mood for the Meatzza Blitz stuffed pizza tonight.

[parodeity]

ok thats actually not a bad call stay chill
i was waiting to see if you got less cool by choosing something heinous
but you passed my test
3 gold stars

[vendettastool]

The double layered one is good too but that one is best shared. So stuffed it is.
Thanks. Gold stars are the best thing to get.

[parodeity]

i mean second best
the first best is like
free ice cream

[vendettastool]

Oh I get you yeah
Free ice cream is the best, but still
Gold stars are shiny if only I can put them on the profile thing
It won't let me do any editing

[parodeity]

ok youre right gold stars are a useless currency until we can brag about them to the world
we have to make up a new currency of cool points
shit this is it our time has come
whats your first idea

[vendettastool]

All I can think of is some kind of points system or maybe we just need to make a tally and then when we can brag, we can show them all off at once.

Although I've been thinking of like those reward point cards because you get so many together, you get something free. Then again, it can be hunger talking.

[parodeity]

are you pizza moneyless or smth

[vendettastool]

Nope. I'm just hungry. I mean, I have one card just dedicated for ordering out so I'll never go without.

[parodeity]

what
are you rich
who has a card just for ordering out

[vendettastool]

I guess
Hope it doesn't freak you out or something.

[parodeity]

nah
one q tho
do you get like extra designs to choose from on your card
or just the stock clip art designs
does being rich enrich your life in the way that matters

[vendettastool]

I make my own.
Father uses the stock images because he can't be bothered with the details.
Though the one card just comes in black.

[parodeity]

ok so whatd you make your own of?????
did you go classy or trendy or ridiculous
this is Important

[ dave this is the least important thing you could be asking about why does it Matter ]

[vendettastool]

Well, when I was a teen it was trendy stuff.
These days I think ridiculous stuff wins mainly because I can't take the whole system seriously. Like my food card is various rubber ducks including the devil one.

[parodeity]

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