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[hjack69]

wow has anyone ever told you that you are SUPER photogenic

[ ohhhhh yes. he's not letting that family photo opportunity pass him by. ]

i'm laughing because i was totally going to threadjack jack and liz's thread

[puffing]

Yeah.
My wife.
You can stop trying to flirt with me now.

bigby can't escape this ok

[hjack69]

baby if i was flirting id compliment your big beautiful brown eyes first
soooooo dreeeeeeeamy

in fact heres some poetry i wrote just now
your eyes
are like a river
your pecs
are also like a river

[puffing]

Are you drinking again?
You're definitely drinking again.

[ he kind of wants to feel flattered, tbh. it disgusts him. conversing with Jack is such a conflict of emotion. ]

How the hell are my pecs like a river.
I don't even think I should ask but you have to know that makes no damn sense.

[hjack69]

stone cold mostly sober amigo
and everybody loves a water metaphor even
ESPECIALLY
if it doesnt make any sense

liz tells me youre not wearing the thottie trotties wth
ITALIAN LEATHER
probably handmade by elves or something shit i dont know i just know theyre nice af
those were my gift to you
you come into my house you disrespect my aesthetic

[puffing]

You just like to string a bunch of words together and hope for the best, don't you?

[ how is this guy a teacher. really. ]

They weren't a gift.
I took them from you. Forcefully.
Mind you, it was like literally taking candy from a baby after you threw up every bit of fluid in your system on my own shoes, but.
Details.

And trust me. They'll be worn.
Behind closed doors.
The wife likes them when there's less clothes on.

[ is he being serious? is he feeding into Jack's impossibly large ego just to see if he's capable of imploding? who knows. ]

LMAO BIGBY THO

[hjack69]

i ALLOWED you to take them from me forcefully obv

[ Wait. Immediately after yes I'm too lazy to do two comments: ]

LMAO did you really just say that on an open message board
dude your kid can read this
now the whole citys gonna know you and liz have a v special interest in my come fuck me boots

dynamic fucking entries in here

[tearable]

[ Oh, look, it is a very VERY VERY!!!! public message board. You fucking assholes. ]

Bigby, what in God's - oh my God.

Where the hell is a report button? Flag? Ban?

Can we refrain from talking about any fantasies that are wholeheartedly not true?

But, thanks. You gave Jack ideas of what our private life is like. I have to deal with him at work.

You're never letting this go, are you Jack?

this escalated

[puffing]

My kid has probably heard who knows WHAT come out of your mouth, "dude".
Not to mention who her bff is.
I doubt her parents are the worst influences around.

[ Bigby is totally spinning around in his computer chair while at work, snickering under his breath while Elizabeth bursts her way in. will he be chewed out by her later? probably. will it be sooner rather than later and does he expect a text from her at any moment? absolutely. talking to Jack has consequences. severe ones at that. ]

Hey now.
No point in lying to save face, Liz.
We all know you're a fan of good footwear.
Look at all the heels you own.

Maybe you can let Jack borrow a pair as a way of saying thanks?

[tearable]

He can wear them for you then. :) You'll be needing some company after this.

[ Because if her bosses see this shit... HER STUDENTS???

HER STREET CRED??? ]

[puffing]

[ what the fuck kind of street cred...... ]

Not what I wanted to imagine in front of me.
Ever.

Anyway, you can't be THAT mad.
I was the mad one when I found out you like his obnoxious shit more than my own shoes.
Of course I'm going to make a few jokes.

it just keeps getting worse

[hjack69]

come sit in on a class sometime youll see im a total professional when it comes to my work
just absolutely nowhere else

also i didnt know you wanted to see me in heels biggs thats good to know

it will never stop

[puffing]

I might do just that.
Is heckling allowed in a classroom environment, by the way?
You teaching's got to be a joke so I don't see why not.

[ lmao savage right back at u motherfucker ]

I didn't know my fucking chest can somehow be a river so we'll chalk today up to being an all-around educating experience.

[hjack69]

i cant believe you just asked me that question
of COURSE theres heckling in my class in fact i encourage it
its just that nobody wants to deal w the consequences
also screw you your kid thinks my class is awesome

[ SO THERE!!! ]

yeah sorry you have to take me out for a drink first jack dawes aint no tramp

[puffing]

( original thread )

this entire thread is so beautiful :')

[hjack69]

kinkyyyyyy

[tearable]

No! Delete this all.

BIGBY MUN LMK IF THIS ISN'T COOL

[hjack69]

hey bigbys the one doing all the damage
gonna have to put the big bad Wolf on a leash liz
haha see what i did there

totally not an ic reaction

[puffing]

he's a traitor of course its cool

[tearable]

Oh, har har. Like we haven't heard THAT before.
Trust me, he's getting his in due time.

You? You better lock your classroom door.

This means war.

[puffing]

I'm getting mine, huh?



Kinky.

[ he isn't sorry. this is all Jack's fault and influence honestly. ]

you're dead

[tearable]

Bigby Rawlins Wolf!

Have fun sleeping in your car tonight!

[hjack69]

i changed my mind now YOURE the big bad Wolf

[puffing]

You just had to go ruin it with a stupid fucking Wolf
joke.

God dammit, Jack.
The one time you were useful for a change.

[hjack69]

i refuse to be helpful bigby you should know that