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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

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[rhapsodeity]

:o
the moon is so big and pretty, you are right!!!!!
it is time for a wolf pack gathering :p
i will bring you donuts
where are you???

1/2 UNFORTUNATELY

[puffing]

Jade...

2/2

[puffing]

The moon is so big and pretty, yes.
You're right, honey.
But what did I say?
What did I literally *just* say on this stupid app?
No gathering en masse and no donuts.

[ DON'T MAKE HIM EVEN MENTION HOW SHE'S BEEN SENDING HIM PHOTOS ALREADY....... his own daughter, a betrayer. ]

[rhapsodeity]

[ jade mashed betray and it wasnt even fun for anyone involved tbh ]

you said donuts
so i am getting donuts!!!!!
ooooooooooooor i can get bagels :o
either way i am bringing you food
unless i cannot come over because legal stuff that is a little beyond me...
also its not gathering en masse!
its just me and you unless you want me to bring mom?

[puffing]

I said not to send me donuts, Jade.
I hate donuts.

[ spoiler: he does not hate donuts at all. they are quite good. especially the ones with jelly. ]

Mom does not want to come to the station more than she already does, trust me.
But since you're being so bossy and demanding, I suppose I'll allow you to come if you want.


... With a box of donuts.
If you want.

[rhapsodeity]

[ of course she wants. jade is the obnoxious daddys girl in recolle who will defend bigby to the death. her own death. ]

:)
i will make sure they have the jelly kind
do you want a bacon donut tonight or just sweet :o
just make sure not to waste any meaty kind, that would be incredibly sad!

by the way, dad, i am thinking about going to the retrospec hq :\
i was told it was here in town
on the app
lol

[puffing]

[ GROANS. don't ping him with bacon donuts. this is public and he can't deal with this stereotype weighing down on him. ]

I'm not going to answer that.
Pick what you think I might like and we'll go with it.

[ and if this was homestuck you can best believe Bigby would be going !!!!! all over the place with chattering teeth at the prospect of Jade going to Retrospec's building. ]

The hell you are.
You are NOT playing Nancy Drew.
These guys are like phantoms and they have way too much info on all of us to be considering comfortable, even in today's day and age.
You're going to keep away from them. Far, far away.
Got it?

[rhapsodeity]

[ fine, she'll pester dirk to go with her or something!!! hes against the system!!!!!! ]

i was kind of hoping you had new information on this, actually!!!
like what to expect if i did go over there
the fact it has a building at all is interesting....
maybe we'd be better off with a family meeting, though
what with
um
moms photo posting problem and all :\

[puffing]

( continued here )